Once there was a divorce case in the court. The problem was with whom the child has to be.
The judge called the child and asked,
"Will you be with your mother?" The child said, no,my mother beats me. Then the judge asked whether the child wants to be with her father. The child again refuses saying that her father too beats her.
Annoyed by this judge asks the child, Then with whom do you want to be?
The child calmy replied," I wil be with the Indian Cricket Team. They never beat anyone"