"What Really Happened" Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings. The greatest author that every, Tolkein does. And I don't own Daria. The evil people who own MTV do. This is not a LOTR/Daria fic. I just have to put that in my disclaimer for reason beyond my control. Oh you will see why. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Terra is dress as a reporter and has a mic in her hand.) Terra: Do I look okay? CameraMan: We rolling. Terra: Oh. (Professionally) This is Neo-Queen Terra of Crystal Tokyo reporting in a secret location in Lawndale. After of months of hard research, Katie Lane has stumbled on an important find. Can you explain please? Katie: (takes the mic) In Lord of the Rings, the brave Boromir dies from an orc arrow in the book. Terra: Why did you say in the book? He dies the same way in the movie. Katie: I have reasons to believe that an elf looking for revenge for not being in the movie killed him. Terra: And why do you believe that? Katie: Follow me. (They walked to a TV. Katie picks up the remote and press play. The scene where Boromir is stuck with arrows.) Katie: If you slow that scene down and pause it right before Boromir gets hit, you will see something interesting. (Katie does it. And she pause it right before Boromir gets hit, and you see an elf shooting a bow) Terra: Interesting. Do you have any idea who this elf is? Katie: Remember in the movie when Arwen saves Frodo? Terra: Yes. Katie: In the book an elf named Glorfindel actually helped them. Arwen is only in a little scene in the first book. Terra: But why did he kill Boromir not Arwen? Katie: Arwen is Elrond's daughter. That's plain stupidity. You don't kill the daughter of a powerful elf king. Terra: Then why did he pick Boromir? Katie: I think, this is just a theory thorough. But I think he read the book and found out Boromir dies, so he decided this is the only way to get revenge and be in the movie. Terra: Huh? Katie: It just one of the theories. I have to wait until the next two movies to be sure. Terra: Next you will be trying me that he knocked Gandalf on the bridge instead of the balrog. Katie: Actually I believe he had something to do with that too. Terra: So it's a giant conspiracy? Katie: More or less. Terra: Okay. This is Neo-Queen Terra of Crystal Tokyo signing off. Katie: (jumps in front of her) Hey Dad! And Uncle Wind you still own me that money. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please Review or Katie's three-headed dog is coming to get you. Katie: They're pretty hunger. I only feed them fresh meat and the neighborhood's kids haven't been my backyard for a long time. Next year after the next movie comes out I probably write the next part to this. Later! TNT FOREVER!