WHITECAP
PRODUCTIONS
SHAMELESSLY PRESENTS
(to an
unsuspecting crowd)
'WANTED:
FLOWERS-PART 3'
'THIS IS
LIVING!'
BY:
'SBBED.
D'
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------HEY, KIDS!
If 'Mom'
sees this, you'll NEVER,
EVER...
-use melted butter & garlic
powder
-watch
'Lady and the Tramp'
-eat
spaghetti & meatballs...particulary the
meatballs!
-visit
any or all adult-oriented 'Daria' 'fan-ficter's'
websites
-handle
whips
-handle
chains
-listen
to 'DEVO'
-listen
to Arthea Franklin
-use
laxatives
-use
utensils
-eat
peanut butter
-declare
one's liberation by running around naked...& then
immediately cover one's 'shame' in the presence of a
5-yr-old girl.
-take
hot, cold or 'gold' showers
-fedd
their 'kitty-kitty' 'MEOW MIX'
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PROLOGUE:
'THE
LIVING END?'
(written
May, 2001, way BEFORE 'Daria' ended her
show!)