| Katie: When your favorite Gundam Pilot becomes old and senile� Terra: You get� Both: The Random Rants of Grandpa Yuy |
| The Random Rants of Grandpa Yuy |
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| Rants: |
| Back in my day, when you have no emotions, you're a perfect soldier, but now you're a freak! |
| Back in my day, when you threaten someone, they run in horror. Now they just walk away laughing. |
| Back in my day, when you see a gundam, you'll die. Today, what gundam is there to see? |
| Back in my day, when you do the death glare to somebody, they become afraid for their life. Now they ask if I got something in my eye. |
| Back in my day, when your laptop doesn't work, you just hit it a couple of times and it's back up, but now if you just tap it, it breaks. |
| Back in my day, you listen to your elders. When they say to self-destruct indirectly, you self-destruct without a single thought about your life. Now you can't make kids clean the dishes or take a shower without an argument. |
| Back in my day, to get peace you go to war, but now they're too lazy to get off they butts. |
| Back in my day, a soldier was a career. Now they think you're ancient if you fought in a war, and they ask you what it's like to see the first space colony. I'm not that old! Katie: Yes, you are. |
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