The Adventures of Snott and Red Duck Tape Man
aka My little brother and his SSJ Goku toy
Episode 1: School Work
by. Neo-Queen Terra of Crystal Tokyo
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Terra: We start our story today at my current resident of living, my
little brother, Snott, is suppose to be doing his work, but his SSJ
Goku is telling him not do.
Snott: (sitting at the table tapping his pencil on the table) How many
times does 5 goes in to 200?
SSJ Goku: (sitting on the table) What's you doing?
Snott: Work.
SSJ Goku: Work is boring. Let's play.
Snott: Okay!
(Snott gets up from the table and puts up SSJ Goku)
SSJ Goku: Let's bug you sister.
Snott: Okay!
(He walks with SSJ Goku in hand to the computer desk where Terra is
sitting doing her work)
Terra: I don't care how bugs get it on.
SSJ Goku: (kicking Terra) Take this your evil sister of bad breath.
Terra: Get away from me NOW!!!!
Snott: (running away) Runaway, runaway!
SSJ Goku: What's wrong with her?
Snott: My mom said it's her time of the month.
SSJ Goku: What?
Snott: I don't know. I think she's dying or something.
SSJ Goku: But then who will we annoy? Your brother's gone.
Snott: How about the cat?
SSJ Goku: Yeah. But first transform me into (dramatically) Red Duck
Tape Man!
Snott: Okay.
(Snott takes out the red duck tape from the kitchen draw and puts it
over SSJ Goku's clothes)
Terra: (still doing her work) What are you doing, Snott?
Snott: Nothing.
Terra: You are suppose to be doing you work.
Snott: I am.
Terra: No you're not.
Red Duck Tape Man: Yes, he is.
Terra: (turns around) Are you speaking in the second person?
Snott: No I'm not. It was Red Duck Tape Man.
Terra: Talking through toys, that a new low for you.
Snott: Red Duck Tape Man said I can't do my work.
Terra: Is Red Duck Tape Man the boss of you? No, I'm the boss of you,
so do you work!
Red Duck Tape Man: She takes the fun out of everything.
Snott: Yes, she does.
END!
I want to mention something. My little brother is not 6 or 7 or even 8,
he's 12 turning 13 this year!!!