Katie and My Excellent Adventures Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fic, except Katie Lane. She's my character, so lay a hand of her without my permission and die. I saw Bill's and Ted's Excellent Adventures one to many times. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Katie, what are you doing?" I said to Katie Lane. She's one of the many characters I made up, but she was my favorite. Katie is the daughter of Trent Lane and Quinn Morgendorffer from Daria. I used her for a series of fan-fic that sucks. She was a five year old genius, that wants to take over the world. "Planning when I took over the world." She replied. "Katie, DBZ is coming on." Then a gust of wind past me. "Come on Terra. It's on. I can see Trunks now." Katie yelled from her living room. "Coming," I said and in a second I was sitting next to Katie on her couch, "What episode is this?" "The one when Trunks said everybody is going to die." Katie replied. "My favorite." "QUIET! Trunks on." "We're not worthy." Katie and I said as we bow at the t.v. "You guys need serious help." Said Jane, Katie's aunt. "No, you need help. Come and join us." Katie said. "I'm not a freak. I don't what you guys see in him. He looks gay to me." "You insulted the almighty one. Now you must DIE!" I said. "I'm leaving." "Good. Your kind is not welcome here." Katie said. "I wish I can be meet Trunks." I said. "We can, you know." "If you're thinking what I think you're thinking, you can't." "But Terra it's an once in a life time opportunity." "Katie you're not only to use Wind's time machine." "Come on. Who will know?" "Katie..." "We deserve to see the great purple hair one." "But Katie..." "As Trunks Lover we cannot let this past this by. We'll go to that time machine and go see Trunks." "Yeah!" So we march right up to Wind's room. After the DBZ was over of course. Katie turned on the time machine. "Will this work?" I asked. "Yeah. Remember when Wind and I went to the middle of the Cell Games." She answered. "Dude, I wrote that." "So why did you ask?" "I don't know. Is it just me or does it feel like everything we say is being written down on my computer as a fan-fic I'm writing?" "For me, it's always feel like that. You will get used to it." "Katie why is that button blinking?" "Oh yeah, Wind put a password on it." "Do you know it?" "Of course. I'm the one that gave it to him. Katie is the greatest and smartest girl in the known and unknown universe!" "I should of expected that. You so self-centered." "I'm Quinn's daughter, besides you made me up, so technically it's your fault." "Damn your logical." "Now let take over the world of Dragonball Z!" "After you." "Because I'm the most powerful person in the whole world!" "No. Because I can do this." I kicked Katie on the butt. "Hey! No fair." "I don't care." We went into the time machine. Then Katie slapped me in the head, so I slapped her in the head. We slapped each other for awhile. "Ow! My head hurts." Said Katie. "Mine's too." I replied. We turn around and saw my beloved, Miari Trunks, and some other people from DBZ. "Who are these bakas?" Vegeta said. "What did you called us? Because I know you didn't call us idiots." I said. "So what if I did?" "You will see the wrath of Terra, and it's worst than the wrath of Khan." "Yeah! The wrath of Terra and Katie!" They just looked at us weird. "Who are you guys?" said Bulma. "I'm Neo-Queen Terra of Crystal Tokyo. People call me Terra for short, and this is Katie Lane..." "Queen of the Dead!" Katie jumped in. "Whatever. If you look up self-center and super-ego, you see her picture." "I looked up super-ego once and it actually it was a picture of Vegeta, because he has a bigger one than me." "But what about self-center?" "You." "I'm not self-center." "You're the one writing this fic with you as the main character." "HEY! This is just one fic. Do you know how many fics with you as a main character?" "Just this one." "And those episodes of the 7th Season." "And you wrote a story with THREE chapter with 10-15 PAGES in each about yourself, and don't forget the your very first fic." "That was a completely different character which share the same name as me." "Whatever. I don't forget those fics with Terra, and Neo as the main characters name." "Hey, I couldn't think up a cooler name." "Whatever!" "Excess me, what are you guys talking about?" Said Trunks. I think I was going to melt. Katie and I started to bow at his feet. "We'll not worthy, we'll not worthy." We said as we were bowing. "They're scaring me." Said Vegeta. "Why are you bowing out my feet?" Trunks asked. "Because we're not worthy to be in the presence of the all great one." Katie replied. "What are you guys talking about?" "What should we tell them?" I whispered to Katie. "We're from the future." Katie said. "Where Trunks is worshipped as a god." "Yeah." "What? That brat is worshipped like a god." Vegeta said. "Yeah, and um..." "We're keeper of his shrine." I said. "Yeah, and we are here to see the great one himself." "Why?" Said Vegeta. "So, we can take a picture with him," I replied, "So let me get a camera from the time machine." "NO! I can do that." Katie said. "Why?" "Because I know where it is." "I can get, don't worry about it." "But you may press something and it may blow-up." "Katie, what did you do?" "Nothing." "Tell me." "Nothing. I just think it will be better if I get it." "Okay, but I'm coming with you." "Okay." We walked to the time machine. Katie savaged thorough a box in the time machine. I was just watching her. "Do you need help?" I said. "No." Katie replied. "Move over." I started to look thorough the box too. It was label survival kit, but it has some weird things in there. "Face paint?" I said. "What if we go to the future or another planet where everybody has blue skin?" "Fake tattoos, and nose rings?" "If the world was cover with rockers." "Dehydrated Army of Cuteness?" "Protection." "My CD player and CDs?!?" "I don't know how that got in there, honest." "Katie, why did you steal my CD player and CDs?" "I didn't. I think Wind must of have put it in there." "KATIE!" "Here it is." Katie ran out of the time machine with a camera. "KATIE LANE GET YOUR BUTT BACK IN HERE, NOW!" I yelled. "What happened?" said Trunks. "Nothing. I just won't go near the time machine unless you want your head bitten off." "Katie you have a lot of explain to do?" I said as I came out of the time machine with a box of stuff. "Hide. Need someplace to hide." She said as she ran behind Trunks. "Don't think I won't hurt you behind him. Believe me I will." "Help me, please." "What is all this about?" Said Vegeta. "This." I said as I dump the whole box out on the floor. "Where did you get the money to buy this stuff. You have every tape and DVD you can buy of any Dragonball, Sailor Moon, Gundam, and tons of other animes. And don't let me forget the big screen TV, VCR, and DVD player in the time machine with the surround sound." "Uncle Tom is still paying me to keep my mouth shut." Katie replied. "Dude, how much is he paying you?" "I not at the liberty to tell." "And how long is this is going to last again?" "My future self said like forever." "That's me as a kid." said Trunks. He was looking through the stuff I dump out. "And who is this Goten?" "Ah, Chibi Trunks. He so much cooler and cuter than Miari." "Whatever. Miari is so much cuter." "No, he isn't." "Yeah, he is." "No, he isn't." "Yes, he is." "No, he isn't." "Yes, he is." "No, he isn't." "Yes, he is." Let fast-forward just a little bit. A hour later. "No, he isn't." "Yes, he is." "No, he isn't." "Yes, he is." "Will you bakas be quiet? You're driving me nuts." Vegeta finally yelled. "We don't have to listen to you." Said Katie. Then she stuck out her tongue. "Why you little brat?" Vegeta replied with a ki blast. Katie step to the side to dodge it. "Miss me, miss me, now you got to kiss me!" "WHAT?" Vegeta started rapidly shooting ki blast at her. Katie fell to the floor and covered her head. After he finish, she got up. "Okay, you made me mad," said Katie, "Let me see. How do Gohan explain how to do this again? Oh yeah! Relax, focus my energy, and push it out into a ball of energy." Katie sat down put her hands, and try to make a energy ball. "What in hell is she doing?" Said Vegeta. "In 'Take Flight Videl', Gohan taught a girl name Videl how to fly. But, first he taught her how to focus her energy, so Katie is trying to do what Gohan taught Videl to do." I replied. "You bakas get crazier by the minute." "If I not mistaken, the quote, 'When was it that the transformation to the legendary warrior of the saiya-jin race was reduced to a child play thing?', came from that episode. Wait, it was the episode before it." "What?" "Nothing. I think I should see if there's a satellite in the time machine. Katie put everything else in it including the kitchen sink. Want to see? I not lying. I swear I saw a sink in there." "But it's so small looking?" Said Trunks. "It's like my house. (which is for sale, if only one looking.) It looks small but it actually pretty big inside. I think Katie did something to it. She's a genius you know." "Yeah! An EVIL genius who will take over the world by MUSIC! I know because I went to see my future." "Hey, I didn't finished that one. So technically, you didn't." "So how am I getting money from Uncle Tom, huh?" "It MY story so I can do what I freaky want." "Who use freaky in that way anymore?" "I do, that's who. And if you don't mind, I going to watch the Trunks Saga!" I stomped to the time machine, turn on the t.v., popped in the first video in the Trunks Saga which wasn't rewind. "Whoa. It is big in here." Said Trunks who came in. "Yep," I replied, "I just about to watch the Trunks Saga. What to watch it with me?" "I don't know. I'm suppose to be training." "PLEASE!" I give him my best puppy-dog-eyes. "Okay." "Yeah! Katie only have one very big beanbag chair. You can use it." "No. You use it." Isn't he sweet. "I know we can share it." Trunks took a sat while I got the remote. Then I sat next to him. "Okay. This is the one when Freeza arrives and you." "What?" "Just watch." "Okay." We watched the whole Trunks Saga. I was quoting lines with it almost the whole time. Trunks just stared at me when I did it. Hey! It my favorite Saga. "Let see what else Katie has," I said as I got up and went to the box full of tapes, "Hey, she has the Bardock Special. I never seen it before. Let watch it." "Who's Bardock?" Trunks asked. "You see." "Terra look!" Said Katie as she ran in the time machine. "What?" I replied. "Look," She opened her hands and a ball of energy was in it, "Cool, huh?" "I watching TV, do you mind?" "Nope." Katie started looking around the time machine looking for something or other. "Katie, what are you doing?" I said. "What does it look I'm doing?" She replied. "Katie." "I found it." "Found what?" "My karoake machine." "Do think about it." I was too late she started singing. "If I go crazy now, will you still call me Superman. If I'm alive and well, we you be there holding my hand. I keep you by my side with superhuman might. Kryptonite." Katie sung along with the music. She was singing Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down. "If you can't bet them, join them," I said then I started to sing with her. Totally off-key of course. I wasn't a singer, like Katie. We finish singing that song, so I picked out the next one. Yellow Submarine by the Beatles. "In the town where I was born Lived a man who sailed the sea And he told us of his life In the land of submarines So we sailed unto the sun Till we found the sea of green And we lived beneath the waves In our yellow submarine" Me and Katie sung together. Then when the chorus started up, I started to do sign language with it. Yes, I know sign language to the chorus of Yellow Submarine. I used to know sign language for the whole song, but I forget it. "We all live in a yellow submarine A yellow submarine A yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine A yellow submarine A yellow submarine" "And are friends are all aboard Many more of them live next door And the band begins to play" "We all live in a yellow submarine A yellow submarine A yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine A yellow submarine A yellow submarine" "And we live a life of ease Everyone of us has all we need Sky of blue And sea of green In our Yellow Submarine" "We all live in a yellow submarine A yellow submarine A yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine A yellow submarine A yellow submarine" "We all live in a yellow submarine A yellow submarine A yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine A yellow submarine A yellow submarine" "What is all this noise?" Said Vegeta as he stormed in the time machine. "Hey, do you want to sing Vegeta?" Asked Katie. "Do you have a death wish, Katie?" I asked. "Yes." "At least, she honest." "I cannot tell a lie." "Why? Your nose grows?" "No worst. I became GOOD!" "That's evil! EVIL!" "I know." "Katie, what time is it?" "How should I know?" "It's Thursday, right?" "Yeah, so?" "I think I'm missing FRIENDS!" "Oh no! Terra's missing Friends, it the end of the world as we know it." She said sarcasticly. "It is! We need to get home." "I don't want to." "But we have to." "Why don't we go back in time when we can watch it, so we can stay here longer?" "We can't. The author wants us to finish up because there's nothing else she can think up." "Are you the author?" "Technically, yes, but we need to go. There's nothing we can do." "Fine, fine, but can we bring back a souvenir." "Sure. Oh Trunks!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Okay, we back. HAPPY?" Said Katie. We just travel back to her world, so we can watch Friends. "Yes." I replied. We opened the door. "KATIE!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. We were in outer space in the middle of the battle between Zechs and Heero from Gundam Wing. "I don't know how we got here." She replied. "Whoa!" Said Trunks who came up from behind us. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please Review!!!!!!!!!!!!! So how was it. It's weird I know, but I want to meet Miari Trunks! Later! T-n-T FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!! (Terra and Trunks)