Disclaimer: I don't own Daria or Dragonball Z. So, why am I writing this. Oh yeah! It is a fan-fic. Duh!
"Daria: The 7th Season" Episode Two "Family Values" The opening theme "It Wasn't Me" Sung by. Shaggy Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this we were both butt-naked Banging on the bathroom floor How could I forget That I had given her an extra key All this time she was standing there She never took her eyes off me
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene One Lane's Living Room (Katie is watching t.v. and Wind walks in) Wind: (whining) Why did Sally leave me? (starts crying and sit down next to Katie) Katie: Stop it. I'm watching t.v. Wind: (still whining) What time is it? Katie: 5. Wind:(freaked) Oprah's on! Katie: (annoyed) Touch the remote and die. Wind: (freaked, whining) But, it's Oprah! Katie: And this is Dragonball Z and Trunks is on. Wind: What? Katie: It's the coolest show on the planet and Trunks is the cutest guy. Wind: Who is that green dude? Katie: Piccolo. He's pretty cool. Wind: Why does that guy has three eyes? Katie: Shut up and just watch. Wind: Okay. (Quinn walks in) Quinn: What are you watching? Katie and Wind: Quiet! Quinn: Oh! It's 5. I know what you're watching. Katie and Wind: Shh! Quinn: All right. I leaving. I don't want my head blow off. (Quinn leaves. The camera follow her into the kitchen, where Amanda Lane is at the table.) Amanda: Hello, Quinn dear, can you please get the pudding out of the cabinet? Quinn: Okay. (Quinn goes to the cabinet and takes out a package of pudding and gives it to Amanda) Amanda: Thank you. (Vincent Lane walks in) Vincent: Hello. Who are you, again? Amanda: This is our son's wife. Vincent: One of Wind's wives Quinn: I'm Trent's wife. Vincent: Trent's married. When did that happen? Quinn: 5 years ago. Vincent: I was out of the country for awhile wasn't I? Quinn: You were at the wedding. Vincent: I was. I don't remember it. Amanda: Remember. She was pregnant with Katie. Vincent: Now I remember. Where's Trent, anyway? Quinn: In New York. Vincent: Why is he there? Quinn: He won a job as a VJ. Vincent: At least, he's not in that band. Amanda: He still is in it. (Penny walks in) Penny: Where do you find straws in this town? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene Two An abandoned warehouse (Upchuck is sitting on a crate and Tom is standing and looking at his watch.) Tom: Upchuck get off the shipment. Upchuck: Why do people want this stuff? It doesn't make them horny. Tom: I bet you tried. Upchuck: I was out of my usually stuff. Tom: (growing impatient) Where is the new client? A woman: (your only hear the voice) Over here. (The camera turn around and zoom into a dark figure. A woman, that look like Lucy Liu, is lending on the door post and then, she walks to where Tom and Upchuck is) Upchuck: Feisty! Tom: Hi, I'm Tom Sloane. You? Woman: Call me Angela Li. Upchuck: Like the school principal of Lawndale High. Li: Yes. Tom: I though you were in jail. Li: I was good, so they let me out. Upchuck: But were you... Li: Plastic surgery does wonders. Upchuck: Feisty! Li: Were's the stuff? Tom: Right here. (Pull open the lid, but you do not see inside) Li: You got the good stuff. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene Three Lane's Living Room (Katie and Wind are on the couch) Wind: Bulma is so hot! Katie: She's going to marry Vegeta. Wind: But I want to marry her! Katie: They have a son name Trunks. Wind: She's so pretty. Katie: She's a cartoon character. Wind: So. Katie: So. She isn't not real. Wind: So. Katie: (getting mad) So. You can't marry her(pause) Know what, you can marry her in an alternate universe, but you will need a time machine. Wind: A time machine? Katie: (getting annoyed) Yeah! A machine that can travel in time. Wind: But how. (puts his hand on his chin and pondering) Katie: Know what? I'm leaving. (The camera follows Katie to Jane's room. She knocks.) Katie: Aunt Janey. Jane: Busy. Ray: Yeah. We're busy. Katie: Okay. (Katie walks to her parents room and knocks) Katie: Mom. Quinn: Come in. (Katie walks in) Katie: Mom, what are you doing? Quinn: Organizing my socks by color, wanna help? Katie: No way. Quinn: It will be good mother and daughter bonding. Katie: I'm leaving now. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene Four A Grocery Store (Penny and Katie is walking down the aisle) Katie: Why am I here? Penny: You said you had nothing to do. Katie: Okay. What are we looking for again? Penny: Straws that bend at the end. Katie: (picks up a box) Like this. Penny: Perfect. Now we need toothpicks. Katie: I look down this aisle and you look down that one. Penny: Okay. (Penny went down an aisle and Katie went down an other. Tom and a Staci is making out in the aisle the Katie went down.) Katie: If I had a camera. Wait I do. (take her backpack for her back and look through it. She takes out a camera.) Katie: Say cheese, Uncle Tom. (she took a picture) Tom: You little brat. Staci: Don't you be mean to this cute little girl. Katie: Yeah, don't be mean to me. Tom: What's your price? Katie: 100. Tom: 5. Katie: 95 Tom: 20. Katie: 50. Tom: 40. No more. Katie: Okay. (Tom takes out his wallet and gave Katie two 20s.) Katie: I was only asking for a 100 pennies, but this is good. Tom: You little... Katie: I got to go, I have to get some toothpicks. Bye. (Katie skips to the end of the aisle) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene Five Doctor Office (Daria is sitting in a chair and the doctor walks in) Doctor: Hello, Mrs. Sloane. Daria: Doctor. (Doctor sits down it a chair) Doctor: We got you test results back. Daria: And? Doctor: Congratulations you are having a baby. Daria: What? How can this happen? Doctor: You've had sex within the past few months?? Daria: Yeah! Doctor: So, what are you worrying about? Daria: I don't have time for a baby. Doctor: You don't have to have it. Daria: You mean an abortion. Doctor: Yes. Daria: I can't do that. I'll just have it. Doctor: Okay. Think about okay. It sounds like you don't want it. Daria: I'll think about it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene 6 Lane's Living Room (Katie is on the couch and Wind runs in) Wind: Katie you got to see this. Katie: What is it? I have important things to do. Wind: Come see. (Wind and Katie runs to Wind's room. There is a machine in the middle of the room.) Katie: What is it? Wind: A time machine. Katie: (in disbelieve) A time machine. Wind: (excite) Yeah! Katie: You're wasting valuable t.v. time. Wind: Wanna use it? Katie: Why not? Wind: Okay. Let me open it up. (Wind press some button on the machine and it opened up. Katie and Wind went inside and the door closes) Katie: Now what. Wind: I just put in where I want to go and it takes me there. (Wind press a button) We are here. Katie: That's it. I'm leaving. (The door open and there are in the middle of the Cell Games) Katie: Let's go. (The door closes) Katie: You are useful after all. (grins evily) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Starring (In alphabetical order) Jane-------------------------------------------------------------------Jane Lane Trent-----------------------------------------------------------------Trent Lane Wind------------------------------------------------------------------ Wind Lane Daria-------------------------------------------------------Jennifer Love-Hewitt Quinn--------------------------------------------------------Quinn Morgendorffer Upchuck--------------------------------------------------Charles Ruttherimer III Tom-------------------------------------------------------------------Tom Sloane Katie----------------------Some girl we find on the street and she can act, too. Guest Starring (In alphabetical order) Amanda---------------------------------------------------------------Amanda Lane Vincent-------------------------------------------------------------Vincent Lane Angela Li---------------------------------------------------------------Lucy Liu Ray--------------------------------------------------------------------Some dude Staci-----------------------------------------------------------------Staci Rowe Doctor-----------------------------------------Some Doctor from General Hopsital Writer------------------------------------------Neo-Queen Terra of Crystal Tokyo