Jokes
How did one witch know the other? They where broom mates in collage! What is a ghosts favorite desert? I scream and boo berry pie What does a bat call his bathroom? A batroom! Why did the girl vampire break up with her boyfriend? Because he was a pain in the neck! What does a baby ghost need at a restaurant? A boo-ster seat! What does a ghost eat for dinner? Spookghetti! What is a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangs-giving! Why was the little ghost crying? Because he had a BOO-BOO! Knock, KnockWho's there?HowHow who?How are my going to get in if you don't open the door? What did the snowman and the vampire name their baby? Frostbite! What kind of pants does a ghost wear? "Boo" jeans! What does a ghost call his Mom and Dad? Mummy and Dead! Why did the mummy take a bowling ball with him to the bathroom? Because he went to the bowlingbowl! When do werewolf children stay home from school?On Howladays! Why did Dracula take cold medicine?Because he was "coffin"! When does a witch know it's time to trick or treat?She looks at her witch-watch! Why was there no food left after the monster's party?Because everybody was a-goblin! When do black cats scratch themselves?When they have w-itches! What do ghosts wear in the rain?Boo-ts! Why did the baby vampire bat wake up screaming?He had bite-mares! What kind of tape do you use on Halloween?Mask-ing Tape! Why can't skeletons go trick-or-treating?They have no-body to go with! What do naughty ghosts use in school?Cheat sheets! What do vampires wear in the fall?Their bat-to-school clothes!
