You Know You're Getting Pretty Old When.... your first job was parking covered wagons. all the names in your little black book are doctors. getting lucky means you've found your car in the parking lot. you sit in your rocking chair but can't get it going. your toupee turns gray. your memory is shorter but your stories are longer. the candles cost more than the cake. you get out of the shower and you're glad the mirror is fogged up. you can whistle while you brush your teeth. you order a 3 minute egg and they ask for the money upfront. your social security number is 2. your birthday is declared a fire hazard.
