"Yes! But how many evil dictators have their own portable country? I mean, if I wanted to go to the beach, I could just pick up my country, move it, and go 'Hey look! I'm at the beach!'" -Liz in reference to the Country of the Chicken of Liz
Jamie: Oh, so how'd that date go with the guy from the club go?
Liz: Well, we got along well orally, erm, not like that though, not to say that we didn't
(Jamie has begun laughing hysterically)
Liz: (slaps forhead) shit...
"I have been freed from the chip bag of shame!" -Liz
More to come! ^_^