J-J-Jokes.... behind you is what happened after someone read these tremendeously terrible and sometimes extremely funny, but beware, on one page a joke will cause death to you because it is so terrible!
(Black is the color for death if you don't know)
It also has really bad puns that kill to.
Caleb: You were naughty, now you have to pay.
Aki: What'd I do?
Caleb: You nodded.
I'll take the fish for the halibut.
I'm beside myself
There were three swimmers...
a blond, a brunett and a red head, they were swimming the 200 yeard breaststroke and so they got up on hte blocks and the starter sent them off. First came in the brunett, then second came the red head...
20 minutes later the blond comes in last.
She complains...: "That's no fair they were using their arms,"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
You gotta know French numbers for this one:
There were three cats, one was named Un, the other Du, the third twa, (I know I didn't spell them correctly) They tried to cross a river. So they crossed the river, well ... no. And do you know what happened?
Un, Du, Twa sank.
How do you break a Norwegians finger?
Punch them in the nose.
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