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| THE GROSS SIDE TO LIFE AND MORE ! |
ONE HIT OF NITROUS OXIDE IS THE SAME AS SPINNING IN CIRCLES 15 TIMES RAPIDLY AND THEN TO A STOP ! ITS EASIER TO QUIT SMOKING CRACK THAN IT IS TO QUIT SMOKING TOBACCO. MARIJUANA IS USED BY SOLDIERS IN WAR TO DECREASE FEAR AND INCREASE IN FIGHTING FATIGUE. SMOKING A PACK OF CIGARETTES IS THE SAME AS LIKING THE INSIDE OF A USED MUFFLER 20 TIMES ! AN APPLE A DAY WILL BRING THE DOCTOR CLOSER, DAY BY DAY ! OVERDOSING ON TYLENOL AND ALCOHOL IS THE MOST PAINLESS WAY TO SUICIDE. HUMAN MEAT IS THE CLOSEST YOU'LL EVER GET TO A TASTE LIKE CHICKEN ! CRASHING AT 42mph IS THE SAME AS GETTING HIT IN THE CHEST WITH A BAT. SNEESING WHILE SITTING IN THE TOILET CAUSES SEVIERE LUNG DAMAGE ! LAUGHING HARD FOR 30 SECONDS IS THE SAME AS DOING 30 SIT-UPS. THROWING UP, PUKING, VOMITING, OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF REPEAT IN FOOD CAUSES DAMAGE TO TOOTH ENAMEL. McDONALDS HAS THE MOST SPIT SPECIALS THAN ANY OTHER FAST FOOD PLACE ! EVERYTIME YOU SNEEZE, YOU SKIP A HEART BEAT ! LIFE IS GODS PUNISHMENT, LIVING IS SUFFERING. |
| DISCLAIMER: this is all what people have found out to be somewhat TRUE ! once again, if you have any more IDEAS, or COMPLAINS ( LOSER ) PLEASE E-MAIL me at [email protected] |
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