Girlfriend

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND OUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS PREGNANT:

JESSE: I would sock her in the stomach repeatedly.

ERIK: I would make drink gasoline then drop a match down her esopahagus.

BENN : I would slap her in the face and laugh ,then go bone her bestfriend.

EDGAR: I would bone her little sister.

ABE: I would bone Ed's girlfriend's sister little sister.

PUNZ: I call that a Favor.

BRIAN: Im black and i can speak japanese.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND OUT THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND LOVED YOU TO DEATH:

JESSE: I would tell her that she would have to kill me before i said "I LOVE YOU".

ERIK: Watch jew talkin' bout mija.

BENN: Fucken laugh my ass to death and drink more brew.

EDGAR: Do you have a younger sister that doesnt love me.

ABE: I dont owe you any money bitch.

PUNZ: I gave many Thanks for the Favor.

BRAIN: Marry her.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND DIED:

JESSE: We were supposed to have Sex today.

ERIC: Have an Orgy at her funeral.

BENN: Wheres my share of the money.

EDGAR: At least your younger sister is still alive.

ABE: Bitch Died without paying me back.

PUNZ: I'd call that Another Favor.

BRIAN: Cry for 2 weeks, Wak it for 2 more weeks, then Go find another G/F.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS CHEATING:

JESSE: What would she do if she found out i was cheating?

ERIC: We have the same life style.

BENN: So she is catching up to me.

EDGAR: "?"

ABE: Charge intrests on the money she owes me.

PUNZ: Do the Favor Myself.

BRIAN: Cry for 2 weeks, Wak it for 2 more weeks, then Go find another G/F.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND SCREAMED SOMEONE ELSES NAME DURING SEX.

JESSE: Oh that Evens it out, cause im thinking of someone else.

ERIC: What a slut.

BENN: Bitch, Only Your Older Sister Calls me that.

EDGAR: Thats what your little cousin calls me.

ABE: Bitch, You should be screaming out the amount of money you owe me.

PUNZ: Not Again.

BRIAN: Translation Please.