Drink

WHEN YOU DRINK ALONE AND YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS THE NEXT DAY YOU GOT DRUNK.

DRINK DURING THE DAY KNOWING THAT BEER DEHIDRATES YOU.

STILL DRINK BUDWEISER AND CLAIM ITS THE BEST YOU'VE EVER HAD.

DRINK "LITE" BEER AND CLAIM IT TASTES BETTER THAN REGULAR.

YOUR CUP OF BEER HAS MORE FOAM THAN LIQUID AND/OR YOU DRINK THE FOAM.

WHEN BEING SERVED FROM A KEG, YOU DON'T TILT YOUR CUP.

YOU KICK IT BY THE KEGG AND YOUR THE PERSON WHO DRINKS THE LEAST.

YOU DRINK THE LAST PERCENTAGE KNOWING IT IS BACKWASH, WARM, AND FOAM.

YOU CAN'T TASTE TO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BREWING BRANDS.

YOU STILL TRY AND OPEN AN MGD BOTTLE WITH A BOTTLE OPENNER.

DIDN'T KNOW THAT MGD IS MILLER GENUINE DRAFT.

YOU HAVEN'T OPENED YOUR 32 OZ. AND SAY "I HAVENT BEEN THIS FADED IN A WHILE"

YOU SAY YOU ARE FADED OFF OF SHARP'S AND ODOULS.

YOUR NAME IS SOSA OR ALEX.

YOU START YELLING..." IF U WANT TO GO TO A PARTY, FOLLOW ME!!"

YOU GET PULLED OVER AND THE COP SLAPS YOU..FOR PRETENDING TO BE FADED.

YOU DO BEER RUNS FROM YOUR OWN FRIDGE.

IF YOUR STAIGHT EDGE GIRLFRIEND TELLS YOU , YOU CAN'T HANG.

DRINK ONE 12oz AND SAY YOU FEEL LIKE THROWING UP.

FALL ASLEEP WITH A CLOSED BEER.

BLAME THE SPILL ON THE BEER BOTTLE.

ACTING MORE DRUNK THAN WHAT YOU REALLY ARE.