*You know when you're at a red light and the person next to you moves up a couple of inches? Aren't you compelled to move forward as well? Are we really making progress towards our destination? Really? "Whew, I thought we were going to be late, but now that I'm nine inches closer, I think I'll stop for coffee and a Danish!!!" lol*
*If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?*
*If you stick a sticker on a non-stick pan, will it stick?*
*Do fish ever get thirsty?*
*Why does it say on childrens Tylenol, "Do not operate heavy machinery or vehicles," when they are just kids!?!*
*Smile!...It makes people wonder what you are thinking.*
*If God sneezed, what would you say?*
*Isn't it scary to know that what doctors do for a living is called "Practice"?*
*Do vegitarians eat animal crackers?*
*If they say TV's so bad for you, then why do they have one in every hospital room?*
*If you got scared half to death twice, would you be dead???*
*If a quiz is quizzical. . .then what's a test? A Testical!?!?*
*If 7-11 is open 24 hours. . . .then why are there locks on the doors?*
*Since history never stops, when does the future begin?*
*If the dictionary spells a word wrong, how are we suppose to know?*
*Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?*
*How do people grow seedless grapes if there's no seeds to grow them with in the first place?*
*Do you believe in love at first sight? What about blind people?*
*This world's messed up. . . .Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?*
*What's the sound of one hand clapping?*
*Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?*
*Why do they call them Apple Jacks if they don't taste like apple?*
*If all the colors were mixed together it becomes white. . . .so, how do you get the colors to become black?*
*It is never tomorrow, since it's always today!*
*How come they make 6 colors of regular M&M's, but they make only 3 colors of Reese�s pieces M&M's???*
*Hoy es el ayer de ma�ana!*
*Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.*
*If someone drowns in water, then what is it called when a fish dies from bein outta the water?*
*You know when you stop at a red light and there�s someone next to you, and when you look over at them they happen to look over at you immediately afterward? How do they do that?!?!*
*CHICKEN: The only thing you can eat before its born and after. . .*
*How can you keep an idiot busy?
Click Here to find out. . . .**I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.*
*Let's dicuss right and left. . . .you're right, I left!*
*If you want me to fall for you, you better get something for me to trip over.*
*Once a boy asked his dad if God was a boy or a girl. His dad said "Both," then, the boy asked, "Is God was black or white?" His dad responded, "Both," then he asked his dad, "Is God Michael Jackson???"*
*Don't tell me you love me unless you really mean it because I just might do something crazy and believe it!*
*It's ok to kiss a fool. . .It's ok to let a fool kiss you. . .But NEVER EVER let a kiss fool you.*
*Our love is like the wind. . .We can't see it, but we can feel it.*
*I want to break your heart and give you mine.*
*Every girl's prince will come one day! Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions!!!*
*I'm not suppose to love you, I'm not suppose to care, I'm not suppose to live my life wishin you were there, I'm not suppose to wonder where you are or what you do, sorry, I just couldn't help myself, I fell in love with you.*
*I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or smile at me because I know that I've crossed your mind even for a second.*
*I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away; I wrote your name on my hand, but I washed it the next day; I wrote your name on a paper, but I accidentally threw it away; I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.*
*What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?*
* . . .It's hard to tell your mind to stop lovin' someone when your heart still does. . . *
*One day you'll come to me and ask me what's more important: You or my life. I'll say my life and you'll walk away never knowing that you are my life.*
*A million words wouldn't bring you back, I know because I've tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried.*
*Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again. . .skinned knees are a lot easier to fix than broken hearts.*
*The day will come when you'll be mine, but I'll just wait till that time. If I have to wait forever, that's what I'll do because I can't live my life, without you.*
*I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, because in my dreams I'm always with you.*
*Don't fall in love with someone you can live with. . .fall in love with someone you can't live without.*
*You know you love someone when you cannot put into words how they make you feel.*
*The hardest thing in life is to watch the one you love, love someone else.*
*I went outside the other night, looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you. Everything was going great, but then I ran out of stars. . .*
*It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget about someone.*
*I climbed the door and shut the stairs, I sayed my pajamas and put on my prayers, I shut off my sheets and got under the light and all because you kissed me good night.*
*Three seconds to say I love you, three hours to explain it, and a life time to prove it.*
*The shortest word for me is "I". . .the sweetest word for me is "LOVE". . .the only one for me is "YOU".*
*If you love someone, put their name in a circle instead of a heart because hearts can break, but circles go on forever.*
*Never frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile :)*
*To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.*
*Give me a kiss, give me the world, give me your heart, I'll be your girl, give me your smile, give me your time, give me your love, I'll give you mine.*
*You may not love me like I love you. . .You may not care for me like I care for you. . .But if you ever need me, I'll always be there for you.*
*I cry for the times that you were almost mine, I cry for the memories I've left behind, I cry for the pain, the lost, the old, the new, I cry for the times I thought I had you.*
*If I had a rose for everytime I thought about you I'd be walking in a garden of roses forever.*
*. . .Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. . .*
*If I were a tear in your eye, I would run down your cheeks and die on your lips. If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry in fear of losing you.*
*When you love someone, it's something. When someone loves you, it's another thing. When you love the person who loves you back, it's everything.*
*Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.*
*If ever a day goes by where I dont say I love you, may never a moment go by without you knowing that I do.*
*I could search my whole life through and through and never find another you!*
*. . .Don't fall for anyone who can't catch you. . .*
*No man is worth your tears and the only one who is, won't make you cry.*
*I don't wanna be your #1 because that means that there is a 2nd and 3rd, I wanna be the ONLY one!*
*You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall, is in love with me!*
*The best and most beautiful things in the world can't be seen, nor touched, but are felt in the heart.*
*If I could be ANYTHING in the world, I would be your tear, to be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips.*
*15 minutes of pleasure
9 months of pain
48 hours of labor and
A baby with no last name*
*. . .Your love is so strong, that it blows me away. . .*
*What we share is something others only hope for and dream of, but few ever experience.*
*Untill forever and ever. . .my darling forever. . .you will always be the only one. . .you will always be the only one!*
*When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying.*
*To the world you're maybe one person, but to one person you maybe the world. Always rememeber you're loved; never forget someone always cares.*
*No matter how many lemons there are, always be peachy! :-)*
*Minds are like parachutes---they only function when open.*
*Live every day as if it were the last!*
*Enjoy life and sleep less. . .you'll have PLENTY of time to rest when you die.*
*Sometimes someone says something really small and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart.*
*Don't dwell on what you can't change.*
*If opportunity doesn't knock. . .build a door.*
*Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.*
*Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll still land among the stars.*
*You'll never know the worth of water until the well is dry.*
*If the world didn't suck a little bit. . .we'd all fall off it.*
*Obstacles are those frightening things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.*
*Always smile even if it's a sad smile because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile.*
*Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex. . .It takes a touch of genius --- and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.*
*Live life to the fullest, go after your dreams and try your best. You may go a long way.*
*Who you are makes a difference. Thanks for being you!*
*Life's a garden. . . .Dig It!*