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Welcome to the Faeronian Wine List. Here I've listed a whole bunch of ales served throughout the taverns of Faeron and beyond from the weakest wine to the strongest beer.

FAERONIAN WINE LIST

ELVAN SILVERMEAD: (Evereska, Western Heartlands) This silvery Elven mead, like the name, comes only from the Elven city of Evereska and is not exported often to any non-Elven nations of city-states. It is a sweet mead that remains light.

BRANDYWINE: (Silverymoon, Silver Marches) A fine but weak wine made mostly in the Silver Marches and is small pockets of Faeron, this redish wine has a country taste to it and is served throughout the Sword Coast and the North but is not known elsewhere.

CALIMSHARIAN AMBER WINE: (Calimport, Calimshar) Considered one of the finest wines made in Faeron and the sweetest, this amber colored wine comes only from Calimport and it's brewing prosses is a mystery. Some dare say that magical grapes are used in the mix.

ELVERQUEST: (Evermeet, Everlast, the Cormanthor, Evereska) The famed Elvan drink of choice is seen by many non Elves to be water and weak. In fact it is an wine made for the taste of Elves alone. It is a dark blue wine and very rich. Most bartenders in the Dales keep a bottle or two for elvan customers.

WINTER WINE: (Neverwinter, the Sword Coast) A common white wine made in the North and sold in other cold climates. This surprisingly strong tasting (although not quite effecting) wine is often drunk by nobility but can be found in smaller taverns in the North, Sword Coast and northern parts of Amn.

KUNG LU WINE: (Kara-Tin, Shou Lung) A rich sweet wine often imported from distant Kara-Tur this blue wine is considered one of the best in the land. It is said to have been given as a gift from the Spirit Folk to man.

FIREWINE: (Baldur's Gate, the Sword Coast) This redish orange wine is bitter to the taste but a favorite among the realms. With the destruction of Baldur's Gate Firewine is no longer produced, however many adventurers are said to be seeking the process in the old brewery as a treasure worth more than gold.

ANGEL'S LIGHT ALE: (Mount Celestia) The glowing white ale has an unbelievable sweet taste but is rather light, even for its name. It is brewed in the golden fields of Mount Celestia and but is only common in Sigil although some barrels of the drink have appeared in various Realms. When drunk this ale gives the inbiber a glow equal to a light spell.

WESTGATE RUBY WINE: (Westgate, Vilhon Reach) This thick red wine is often served with a small ruby in it, (although only in the finest feasthalls of Westgate.) It is a stronger wine served throughout Cormyr, the Vilhon Reach and the Sword Coast.

ZHENT'S BLOOD: (Procamper and Tantras, the Vast) This light ale has a red tint to it. It is a favorite in the Dales, Sembia, the Moonsea and the Vast but is unknown anywhere else.

TANAGAR'S LIGHT ALE: (Asbravn, the Sword Coast) One of the newer selections that the famed Tanagar's Brewery has created. This lightly ale is an average drink and not terribly popular. It is served on the Sword Coast and the Western Heartlands.

SOD'S JINK: (The Hive, Sigil) This sour ale sparks and bubbles in ones mouth and is redish brown in color. It is unknown how the Hive brews this ale but there are rumors that is involves the innerds of various plants from Pandomonium. It is served in Sigil and some of the Outer Planes but unheard of anywhere else. Those who get drunk with this ale get the benefits of a protection from law and good spells.

SUZ-ALE: (Suzail, Cormyr) This average dark brown ale is brewed in Cormyr's capital as the official drink of the nation, although not particularly the royalty. It is found in Cormyr, Sembia, the Dales and in known about the Sword Coast.

NETHEREAL ANCIENT WINE: (Ruins of Nethereal) This ancient fine wine has been aged for thousands of years and only found as a treasure within ancient tomes and buried cities. It has a silvery blue texture and said to give the drinker inhanced charismatic powers (every drink adds 1 CHR for one hour.)

ATHKATHIC ALE: (Athkatha, Amn) Also know as Amnish Ale this poor quality brown ale is made in large demand only due to Amnish sailors. It has a bitter dull taste and shows the quality of all Amnian Ales in itself. It is found in Amn, Tethyr, the Sword Coast and the Amnian colonies of Maztica.

VAMPIRES BLOOD WINE: (Any underdark city) This sickening ale is made from various underdark wines mixed with fresh blood (best if innocent and kept chilled). It is nausiating to non vampires but is known to be made in the Shaar with cows blood.

BERDUSKIAN DARK WINE: (Berdusk, the Sword Coast) This black wine is known throughout Faeron and served in the Sword Coast, the North, Cormyr, Sembia, Amn, Tethyr.

SHADOWDARK ALE: (Any Underdark) This dark sour ale is found throughout the Realms and traded in the Underdark as a commodity. It is fairly common and kept in all the lower grade taverns.

TANAGAR'S PALE ALE: (Asbravn, Western Heartlands) One of Tanagar's newer ales. This ale is well crafted and known in the North, Sword Coast, Amn and has been known to appear in Cormyr from time to time.

TANAGAR'S ICE ALE: (Asbravn, Western Heartlands) This pale ale is a favorite in tavern on the Sword Coast but little known elsewhere but Amn and some parts of Cormyr. It must be kept chilled for best results and has a very refreshing taste to it.

DROW AZURE WINE: (Menzoberranzan, Underdark) The favored drink of the Drow and a main export from Menzoberranzan. This glowing blue drink is said to cause hallucinations and be quite addictive, leading many to ask what is in it.

MODRON OIL: (Mechanus) This strange mix of oil and alcohol is found and drunk moslty by Modrons and only really found in Sigil and Mechanus although many Gnomes have found uses for it in gnomish flying contraptions. It is a thick filthy drink that most beings can't get down.

DOCKING PORT: (Waterdeep, the North) This unpopular brown ale is found mostly in the taverns of Waterdeep but can be found in the North and some places in the Sword Coast.

GITHYANKALE: (Limbo) Found in some taverns in Sigil but mostly in the Githyanki fortresses in Limbo this odd color changing ale is known to vaporize randomly and is said to be one with Limbo itself.

GOLDEN SANDS ALE: (Castle Tethyr, Tethyr) This strong yellow ale is found amongst the Calimshar Dessert and Tethyr. It is a sweet yet strong ale that is often half filled with a sprinkle of magically altered dessert sand, giving those drunk by it a +2 resistance to sand related spells.

HOBBIT'S HOCK: (Luiren) A favorite drink of Hobbits and the famed drink of Luiren. It has a dark amber color and a thick texture. It is strong, bubbly and sweet and is imported to various taverns in the Realms.

RENEGADES RUM: (Ashabenford, Mistledale) This strong rich rum has a near black color and a favorite amongst adventures in the Dales. It is also found in the Moonsea, Sembia and Cormyr regions as well as some ports in the Vast.

DAGGERED ALE: (Dagger Falls, Daggerdale) A strong rich dark ale from Dagger Falls and said to be the drink of hardened warriors. It is served in the Dales, the Moonsea, Sembia and some cities of Cormyr.

DRAGON EYE BEER: (Selgaunt, Sembia) Also known as Dragon's Breath Beer this bitter nasty smelling ale has a dark brown color. It is well known due to the trading nations advertising of the beer and it's natural popularity. It is found in Sembia, Cormyr, the Dales, the Moonsea, the Vilhon Reach, Sword Coast, the Vast and has appeared even in the Dragon Reach.

HORSESHOE STOUT: (Lantanna, Lantan) A dark red nutty stout made by gnomes is said to occasionally have a hint of a metalic taste, if it's brewed in the back room of a stable, hence the name, which it often is.

DARK GARNISH: (the Hive, Sigil) This dark bitter ale is very strong and made by the populous of the Hive. It is common in Sigil and inter-planar regions but unheard of outside of that.

BLEAKER'S BUB: (the Bleak Cabal, Sigil) This dull brown ale has almost no flavor and is terribly sour and bitter. It is quite strong and drunk only by pesamistic people and found mostly in Sigil and some parts of the Fugue Plane.

OLD ONE EYE BEER: (Archenbridge, Archendale) This strong dark beer is favored by the arrogant folk of Archendale and served all over the Dales as well as in some areas in the Moonsea and the Vast but is rather unknown due to the size of the small brewery.

ROTGRUB: (Underdark or various thieves Guilds) This dark strong bitter ale is known as the drink of rogues and not served openly in many taverns but makes its way all over Faeron. It is concocted by untrained brewers often and varies in quality which never exseeds poor.

TANAGAR'S STOUT ALE: (Asbravn, Western Heartlands) Considered Tanagar's oldest and most popular ale. This ale is dark red and strong with a quality flavor. Due to the size of the Tanagar Brewery it is found in the Sword Coast, Amn, Tethyr, the Vilhon Reach, Cormyr, the North and is known in the Moonshae Isles and Lantan as well.

RAVEN'S BLUFFING ALE: (Raven's Bluff, the Vast) A strong black ale with a slightly bitter taste. This ale is often called the 'Dungeon Delvers Dink' as Raven's Bluff is the city of dungeons. It is found in the Vast, Dragon Reach, Aglorond, the Dales, Moonsea and Sembia.

BEREGOST BUBBLING BEER: (Beregost, the Sword Coast) This rich strong brown naturally bubbly ale is made in Beregost and is a favorite in the Sword Coast and banned from Amn due to the Amnian need to sell the poor quality Athkathic Ale. It is found in the Sword Coast, Tethyr and the North.

CHOKING PORT: (Mordulkin, Chessenta) A popular drink in Chessenta but otherwise unknown in Faeron with the exception of some larger taverns in Aglorond. Known for its ultra bitter sting that often causes choking, hense the name.

TORM'S TRUE BEER: (Essembra, Battledale) A very popular drink exported from the Dales more than any other. This dark strong ale is the drink of paladins since it is not only named after Torm but made by a follower of the faith. This ale has not appeared in the Moonsea for political reasons but is rampant in the Dales, Vast, Sembia, Cormyr, Vilhon Reach and even the Sword Coast. Those drunk by the ale who invoke Torm are said to put under the effects of a bless spell.

DEEP ABYSSAL ALE: (Deep Shanatar, Underdark) This is one of the most common drinks in Underdark taverns. A very strong black ale. Many underfolk of evil descent claim it is a sinful drink and thus all the better to drink.

WICKED STARK BEER: (Zhentil Keep, the Moonsea) A popular beer in the Moonsea as well as in the Dales (although many won't admit this since it hails from Zhentil Keep) and also found in the Vast and in some areas of Cormyr and Sembia. This ale is quite strong and has a dark purple color to it, making it one of a kind.

PLANAR'S PORT: (the Misty Tower, Ethereal) A common drink in Sigil and many of the outer planes. This pale port is made only in an ethereal state and said to even partly make one ethereal if drunk, although that may just be the alcohol talking.

BITTER BLACK ALE: (Iriaebar, the Sword Coast) A very popular drink known for it's bitter blackness. This drink is often the favorite of wandering adventurers and can be found in the Sword Coast, Amn, Tethyr, the North, the Vilhon Reach and even in Cormyr. It is brewed by the Nan Clan of Iraebor, which has spurred such famous adventurers as RoNan the Paladin and CoNan the Barbarian!

DWARVEN ICE WINE: (Icewind Dale) Made by the frost dwarves of Icewind Dale and not found anywhere else except a few taverns in the North. Most dwarves find this wine unworth them and most humans find it too strong for a wine.

HOBGOBLISH SPOTTED ALE: (the Fields of the Dead, Sword Coast) This odd black and white spotted ale is made by Hobgoblins and served in some small taverns on the Sword Coast. Many humans don't trust this ale but it remains a favorite for half-orcs and other Greenskins but is not found anywhere else were there aren't hobgoblins.

CRIMSON COGNAC: (the Dales) This strong red drink is made by small breweries in the southern Dales and in some small areas of Cormyr. It is not a terribly popular drink but is known throughout the Dales, Cormyr and Sembia.

NEW BROST BEER: (New Brost, Maztica) The first ale to be solely produced in one of the Amnish colonies of Maztica. This red very strong ale is known only in the Amnian Colonies and in Amn itself but some exporters are introducing it in the Sword Coast as the first great ale Amn ever produced.

CLANGEDDON'S RIPE STOUT: (Mirabar, the North) A popular dwarven ale in the north and some areas of the Sword Coast but unknown in other areas of Faeron. Made by dwarves by trade it is a respected drink.

GATEMORT: (Plague-mort, the Abyss) An insideous drink from the darker outer planes and found throughout Sigil. This dark very strong ale is said to allow one who is drunk with it to be able to speak abyssal feel the pressence of portals leading to the Abyss.

ROC'S BREATH BEER: (Earthspur Keep, the Vast) A popular ale in the Vast, Sembia, the Moonsea, Dales and in the Dragon Reach as well. This ale is made by the dwarf lord Arwick Rocslayer and thus has well earned its name.

MAZTICAN MEAD: (New Athkatha, Maztica) A descent but very strong mead found in Amn and the Amnish colonies but hated by the native Maztican's as they had nothing to due with its creation. Many sailors bring barrels of this drink on their ships while at sea.

ILLYTHID BRAIN WINE: (Calimshar, Illythid inhabit areas) This strong wine is made by Illythids and finished by flushing it in the skull of a live creatures, thus destroying its brain and adding the brain juice to the drink. It must be kept at a very cold tempurature and is said to be a curse for humans to drink. Also, it is a favored drink among Vampires.

GROG OF GRUUMSH: (Scornobel, the Sword Coast) One of the strongest drinks in Faeron and said to have been stolen brew of the Orcs. In truth it is made by a noble half-orc family in Scornobel and is shipped in the North, Sword Coast, Cormyr, the Dales and Vilhon Reach.

GOD'S MEAD: (Harrowdale, Harrowdale) This dark bubbly mead is one of the main exports of Harrowdale, largest city in the Dales and one of the best made herein. It is found in the Dales, Vast, Dragon Reach, Sembia, Cormyr and even known to appear in Aglorond and Chessenta.

SOSSALIAN VODKA: (Sossal, the Great Glacier) Imported at a high cost from distant Sossal this is one of the strongest drinks in Faeron and rivals Dwarven ales. It is found at a very high cost in the Moonsea, the Dales, Dragon Reach and Rasheman.

HELL'S BURNING BEER: (Avernus, Baatar) This drink of the Devils is a red ale that constantly burns with unholy fire (1d3 damage) but is one of the strongest ever made. It is said that Angel's Light Ale will turn this beer to water. It is found in the Outer Planes, Hellgate Keep as well as Sigil.

DWARVEN BLACK ALE: (the Great Rift) The most popular drink of Dwarves throughout Faeron and made primarily in the Great Rift. This ale can be found anywhere in Faeron at a high price due to importing costs but is a bit cheaper in the North after a band of Gold Dwarves set up shop at Citadel Abdor.

BUGMEN'S BEER: (Sigil, home plane unknown) This rare ale stems from some unknown plane but has made its way to Sigil and has appeared on Faeron from time to time. It's said to be the drink of the God of Drunks, if there is such a thing and worth its weight in gold.

GASOLINE: (Um... the ground) Gasoline is not really a drink but an example. After Bugmen's Beer and before the next ale I'll get to this should tell you a few things about crazed alcoholics in Faeron. Gasoline is said to be drunk in some dwarven taverns but acts as a poison to most races.

SHIP IN A BOTTLE: (Citadel Abdor) This ultra rare dwarven grog is a gift from Clangeddon himself and only passed out by his priests of high favor. It is almost the strongest ale ever made and even a wiff of the stuff is so strong to make the average drinker staggered!

GALLEON IN A BOTTLE: (Temples of Clangeddon Silverbeard) The most potent drink ever brewed is said to be only made by Clangeddon himself! Galleon in a bottle has the same staggering effect on even dwarves, leaving most humans drunk and knocking all elves out cold! Then there are those who actually drink it!