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Here goes another thought for the day. Some may think my thoughts for the day are rather boring and nearing an end and I can only do so many. Well, who knows? Maybe they are. Maybe I won't have any thoughts at all anymore. But, for the sheer fun of it, I want to say fuck off to you simply because I can. You see, this all reflects my thought for today, which is that people can no longer destinguish between a joke and feing offensive. It's quite sick. Some people define their lives around picking apart every little thing ever said to try and find something "offensive" about it. To me, it's just sick. I have a hunch these people either haven't been fucked enough in their life, or they thrive off of the feeling of being better than everyone else. Let's face it, every person wishes they were the best at something. Whether it's wishing you had the biggest fucking dick of anyone you know, or whether it's wanting to be the best at something like painting fences, we all want to feel superior at something. Being able to pick out "offensive" things in everything is merely trying to say you can do that and want to prove your superiority.
It's because of these people that jokes are no longer considered jokes half of the time. Jokes are made to laugh at, they aren't serious for Christ's sake. So, get a fucking life if you try to be offended by everything. You know what, I am going to save you a bunch of trouble and just offend everyone. I don't hate these people or groups I am going to make fun of, but it's just saving these anal retentive bastards who are trying to ruin the freedom of speach for us all a lot of trouble. After all, it's easy to hate what you don't understand. So, for all you members of feminist groups and pro-censorship organizations, here's to you.
Fuck women Fuck men Fuck black people Fuck white people Fuck asians Fuck brown people Fuck catholics Fuck mormons Fuck muslims Fuck neo-nazi's Fuck feminists Fuck all religions Fuck God Fuck Allah Fuck you Fuck me Fuck not having more to tell to fuck off Fuck italians Fuck the english Fuck americans Fuck the scottish Fuck the jewish Fuck the irish Fuck every culture known to mankind Fuck earth Fuck the universe Fuck everything!!
There, I just saved all you assholes the trouble by offending everyone I could think of in the time given. I don't hate all of the things i listed, in fact i hate very little of them. But I saved you all the trouble of having to work to be offended. If you can't take a joke anymore, then I must thank you, because you make it easy for people fun of something. Also, I would like to thank you all, for you gave me a topic for my thought for the day. So, here's to all you stubborn, anal-retentive, superior-wannabe's who can't take a goddamn joke. I hope I offended you. If not, please let me know and I will gladly add you to my list of people to offend. Have a nice day. |
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