| Name: Super Mario Age: 17 B-day: Mario was never born... Fav. Bands: The Velvet Teen, And You Will Know Us By The Trail of the Dead, Sparta Stereotype: The hopeless Romantic If I were Superman I'd...: Superman...?! Hell no! It's SUPER MARIO! Gear: Tama Swing Star w/ paiste cymbals Quote: "Mama Mia! That's a spicy meat-a-ball!" Special Powers: His Kung-Fu grip and his extraordinary plumbing abilities to go up and down through pipes like MAGIC! |
| One time King Toadstool came bitching again to save the freaking Princess... why can't she save herself? I was high on shrooms at the time so I replied, "You know what?! Your name means frog shit! Yeah! FROG S.H.I.T.... SHIT!" and he answered, "That's TOAD to you". Defeated from the verbal battle, I searched for some dinosaur Yoshi cause I'm too damn lazy to walk so I'll sit my ass on him and make him do all the work. Super huh. Imagine being a green dinosaur and having to haul plumber ass on your back all day... yeah... major crack. So I hooked up with Yoshi then we went to the internet cafe, got some boba, and played "Counterstrike" all day. Fin. |
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