2/9/04-A man who fights all day with his wife gets no piece at night.-Random proverb
2/8/04-It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.
2/7/04-During those middle years, you think you're hot snot on a silver platter. When you're really just a cold booger on a paper plate.-Bonist.
2/6/04-Yah. I'll go get the limo and the bags.-Messed up line from Chateau La Roach.
2/5/04-WOO! Ducks are quacking and the dogs are barking t'night!-Colonial Cafe Manager
2/4/04-What's tonsil hockey?-Joey Darroch
2/3/04-He:How do you like your eggs in the morning? She:Unfertilized-Unknown.
2/2/04-If you were a booger, i'd pick you first.-Pick up line.
2/1/04-Am i a preeettttyy girl??-Spongebob
1/31/04-How many S's in innocent?-Homer Simpson
1/30/04-Did you just fart? (No, why?) 'Cause you just blew me away.-Pickup line.
1/29/04-Yeah, that's the only thing i CAN afford: free things.-Me
1/28/04-Oh sure! I love being famous! I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada!-Britney Spears. (paraphrased)
1/27/04-What means this "Stuff it buddy?" Stuff what? Stuff it where?!?-Paolo's line in Chateau La Roach. Come to the Haines play Feb. 6+7 and you'll see what i'm talkin about.
1/26/04-So i have to use the stick to get the ball in the hole.-Bryan talking about minigolfing.
1/25/04-Whatcha gonna do for a face when the baboon wants it's butt back??-Sticker at SamGoody's.
1/24/04-My car's constipated. Hasn't passed a thing all day.-Bumper sticker.
1/23/04-It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.-Former Vice-President of the US.
1/22/04-I love California! I practically grew up in Phoenix!-Former Vice-President of the US.
1/21/04-Usus reliquum. Mors ad vita.-Latin:Some dead ol' language.
1/20/04-A good compromise always leaves someone upset.-Calvin
1/19/04-Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. I'm not too sure about the former.-Albert Einstein.
1/18/04-He who knows that he does not know is truly wise.-Socrates
1/17/04-Well, i think it's getting a little nipply-i mean-nippy, out here, don't you think?-Chevy Chase
1/16/04-We support free music! Go ahead and download that [crap]!-Mike Shinoda, Linkin Park
1/15/04-I didn't think this was physically possible, but this sucks and blows.-Bart Simpson.