Co-founder - Tom "spanky" Keiser
President - Todd "spanks" Hill
Speaker of the House - Dominic Kast
Minority Vice President - Jeremy Barnes
"head" Security Guard - Jason Hardie
pr person - Aaron Svennes
Treasurer - Nick Peterson (we like wetnaps)
Head of Head Research - Nick Carda
Chairman of the Wood - Jason Kruse
Pice Neach - Abbie Bak (supplier of motivational material)
Supplier of motivational material - Jenny Vankick
Tapper for forever right now - Stacey Fickbohm
Head of sanitation - Joe Sorenson
Honorary Members
*** Jimmy Kimmel ***
*** Adam Carolla ***
*** the man show boy ***