| The Emperor of Comedy | Sid Ceasar |
| The Emperor of... Y'know... Stuff | Shawn McGhee |
| The Emperor | Don Rickles |
| World's Cutest Dictator | Asia Carrera |
| The King of All Media | Howard Stern |
| The King of Comedy | Jerry Lewis |
| The Original Kings of Comedy | Cedrick the Entertainer Steve Harvey D. L. Hughley Bernie Mac |
| The King of Rock and Roll | Elvis Prestly |
| The King of Pop | Micheal Jackson |
| The King of Swing | Benny Goodman |
| The King of Polka | Frankie Yankovic |
| The King of Hollywood | Clark Gable |
| The King of Horror | Boris Karloff |
| The King of Late Night | Johnny Carson |
| The King of the Monsters | Godzilla |
| The King of the One-Liners | Henny Youngman |
| The King of the Jungle | The Lion |
| The King of the Wild Frontier | Davy Crocket |
| The King of Thieves | Autolocus |
| The King of Customizers | George Barris |
| The King of Beers | Budweiser |
| The King Killer of the Bad Men | Pecos Bill |
| The Sultan of Swat | Babe Ruth |
| The Queen of Talk | Oprah Winfrey |
| The Queen of Rock and Roll | Stevie Nicks |
| The Queen of Country | Shania Twain |
| The Queen of Daytime | Susan Lucci |
| The Queen of Disco | Donna Summer |
| The Queen of Rockabilly | Wanda Jackson |
| The Queen of Salsa | Celia Cruz |
| The Queen of Soul | Aretha Franklin |
| The Queen of Soul Food | Sylvia Woods |
| The Queen of Pop | Britney Speares |
| The Queen of Style | Martha Stewart |
| The Queen of Indies | Parker Posey |
| The Pin-Up Queen | Bettie Page |
| The Queen of the Vampires | Lilith |
| The Queen of Nice | Rosie O'Donnel |
| The Queen of
D-List Celebrities |
Kathy Griffen |
| The Queen | Latifa |
| The Prince of Thieves | Robin Hood |
| The Prince of F***ing Darkness | Ozzy Osbourne |
| The Prince of Darkness | Satan |
| The Prince of Pain | Richard Lewis |
| The Clown Prince of Television | Red Skelton |
| The Clown Prince of the Piano | Victor Borge |
| The Clown Prince of Baseball | Al Schact |
| The Clown Prince of Crime | The Joker |
| The Fresh Prince | Will Smith |
| The Artist Formerly Known as Prince |  |
| The Pin-Up Princess | Miss Bunny |
| The Great Bird of the Galaxy | Gene Roddenberry |
| The Great One (1) | Jackie Gleason |
| The Great One (2) | Wayne Gretski |
| The Mighty Marvel Master | Stan Lee |
| The Master of Suspense | Alfred Hitchcock |
| The Master of Mahem | Rip Taylor |
| The Ringmaster | Jerry Springer |
| The Mistress of the Dark | Elvira |
| The Duke | John Wayne |
| The Blood Countess | Elizabeth Bathory |
| The Lord of the Dance | Micheal Flatley |
| The Lord of the Apes | Tarzan |