THINGS TO SHOW OFF TO THE ALIENS
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THINGS TO HIDE FROM THE ALIENS
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#50 |
Citizens of the Galaxy. |
#50 |
The "do not remove" tag. |
#49 |
Slinky. |
#49 |
Hair-in-a-can. |
#48 |
The Playboy Mansion. |
#48 |
Tax laws. |
#47 |
Levitron. |
#47 |
Electric nosehair trimmer. |
#46 |
Talking parrots. |
#46 |
Sausage ingredients. |
#45 |
Fuzzy dice. |
#45 |
The game of Life. |
#44 |
The Harlem Globetrotters. |
#44 |
Low-flow toilets and shower heads. |
#43 |
Whose Line is it Anyway? |
#43 |
People who write "bitch" in web polls. |
#42 |
The Crocodile Dundee movies. |
#42 |
Chewing gum stuck to the bottom of anything. |
#41 |
Mt. Rushmore. |
#41 |
Deelyboppers with alien heads. |
#40 |
Rubber chickens. |
#40 |
Any body piercings below the waist. |
#39 |
Neapolitan ice cream. |
#39 |
The Libyan flag. |
#38 |
The Taj Mahal. |
#38 |
Rapping white suburbanites. |
#37 |
A1 sauce. |
#37 |
New stand-up comics using old material. |
#36 |
Hairspray. |
#36 |
Video game cheat codes. |
#35 |
Wind-up chattering teeth. |
#35 |
Telemarketers. |
#34 |
The Energizer bunny. |
#34 |
French beer. |
#33 |
Pudding. |
#34 |
Blow-up dolls. |
#32 |
Abbot and Costello. |
#32 |
Snooze buttons. |
#31 |
Bobble head dolls. |
#31 |
Soap operas. |
#30 |
Classic cars. |
#30 |
DJs. |
#29 |
The Friars Club. |
#29 |
Untalented celebrity impersonators. |
#28 |
Monty Python. |
#28 |
Tobacco lobbyists. |
#27 |
The world's largest ball of string. |
#27 |
Anti-tobacco lobbyists. |
#26 |
Monkeys. |
#26 |
Kato Kalin tee shirts. |
#25 |
Godzilla. |
#25 |
Long-distance calling plans. |
#24 |
Lethal Weapon One, Two and Three. |
#24 |
Lethal Weapon Four. |
#23 |
The Golden Globes. |
#23 |
Used car salesmen. |
#22 |
Board games. |
#22 |
People who insist on telling you it's "hump day." |
#21 |
The bending pencil trick. |
#21 |
Peanut butter and jelly in the same jar. |
#20 |
The Olympics. |
#20 |
Roadkill. |
#19 |
James Bond movies. |
#19 |
Jackass. |
#18 |
The Pantheon. |
#18 |
The Dell computer guy. |
#17 |
Triumph, the insult comic dog. |
#17 |
The tape eject button on the VCR remote. |
#16 |
The Osbournes. |
#16 |
The Man Show. |
#15 |
Those glass birds that sit on bars and drink water. |
#15 |
The entire electoral process. |
#14 |
The International Space Station. |
#14 |
Instructions on shampoo bottles. |
#13 |
Marijuana. |
#13 |
Ambulances that say "ECNALUBMA" on the front. |
#12 |
Disneyland. |
#12 |
English food. |
#11 |
The Academy Awards. |
#11 |
Alabama. |
#10 |
Beef jerky. |
#10 |
Kids with their jeans halfway down their asses. |
#9 |
Las Vegas. |
#9 |
Some of the more extreme Trekkies. |
#8 |
Newton's cradle. |
#8 |
Any protesters who wear face paint. |
#7 |
Julia Roberts. |
#7 |
John Tesh music. |
#6 |
Coffee. |
#6 |
The United States House of Representatives. |
#5 |
The Superbowl. |
#5 |
Porn with farm animals. |
#4 |
The Statue of Liberty. |
#4 |
XFL. |
#3 |
Pizza. |
#3 |
The "do not eat" packet in the laundry detergent. |
#2 |
The Rolling Stones. |
#2 |
Sporks. |
#1 |
Chocolate. |
#1 |
Jerry Springer. |