PSYCHOTIC PSYCHICS

A recent experiment conducted through a joint effort of the Psychical Research Society and the World Psychiatric Association has led to the development of a special institute solely for psychotic psychics.  Because my connection to the Insanity Syndrome (mentioned frequently throughout my web-novel) has made me somewhat of an expert on the para-abnormal, I was allowed to tour the facilities.  During my tour, I met several rather interesting individuals...
 

TELEKINETIC DYSLEXIC He straightens silverware.
TELEPATHIC SCHIZOPHRENIC I kept hearing voices in his head.
RETROCOGNITIVE WITH AMNESIA It's like deja vu all over again.
PARANOID EMPATH I wouldn't trust him.
FAITH-HEALING HYPOCHONDRIAC He pretty much keeps to himself.
PYROKINETIC WITH ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS He was a real hothead.
BIPOLAR BIOELECTRIC FIELD MANIPULATOR He had a magnetic personality.
AUTISTIC PSIONIC He counted my exact number of brain cells.
ASTRAL PROJECTIONIST WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES All by himself, he's a crowd.
AGORAPHOBIC REMOTE VIEWER He won't come out of the isolation booth.
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE CLAIRVOYANT His hands will be dirty later.
MANIC DEPRESSIVE LEVITATIONIST His life has its ups and downs.
LYCANTHROPIC ASTROLOGER He howled at the moon and got an answer.
SUICIDAL SPIRIT MEDIUM Not going anywhere for a while?
CLAUSTROPHOBIC ASTRAL PROJECTIONIST He's out of his head for good.
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