NEW DOG BREEDS
(Okay, this is not an original.  Credit the innovation of this article to...  whomever.)


I CROSS-BRED A...
WITH A...
AND I GOT A...
Pointer Setter Pointsetter (A traditional Christmas pet.)
Kerry Blue Terrier Skye Terrier Blue Skye Terrier (A dog for pilots.)
Great Pyrenees Dachshund Pyradachs (A puzzling breed.)
Pekingnese Lhasa Apso Peekasso (An abstract dog.)
Labrador Retriever Curly Coated Retriever Lab Coat Retriever (The choice of scientists.)
Irish Setter English Springer Irish Springer (A dog fresh and clean as a whistle.)
Terrier Bulldog Terribull (Bad doggie!)
Newfoundland Basset Hound Newfound Asset Hound (A dog for financial advisors.)
Bloodhound Labrador Blabador (A dog that barks incessantly.)
Malamute Pointer Moot Point (A dog that...  oh, never mind.)
Collie Malamute Commute (A dog that travels to work.)
Cocker Spaniel Rottweiller Cockrot (A dog prone to venereal disease.)
Deerhound Terrier Derriere (A dog that's true to the end.)
Bulldog Shitzu You already know.  This breed is extremely common.

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