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During my trips through the astral planes, I have discovered a number of unusual creatures, many of which affect our daily lives.  To help explain the unexplainable, I have compiled a partial list of some of the strange hyperdimensional beings which occasionally pass through our plane of existence.  Be on watch for them...
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Antimatter Kangaroo
ANTIMATTER KANGAROO:  Similar to the kangaroos of the matter universe, but with a negative magnetic containment field for a pouch.
Cyber Sea-Null
CYBER SEA-NULL:  These birds are a mutation of the sea-null, which fly through computer monitors and cause the mouse pointer to move by itself.  Occasionally, they knock folders out of place causing them to open at the wrong time.
Flying Yellow-Bellied Aardvark
FLYING YELLOW-BELLIED AARDVARK:  They are very powerful and very rare, appearing only in the most remote parts of the hyperspace.  However, like a moth to a lamp, the flying yellow-bellied aardvark is attracted to weird things.  If you see a flying yellow-bellied aardvark, it's safe to assume that there is something very weird going on.
Giant Snail of Death
GIANT SNAIL OF DEATH:  These gigantic beasts can devistate an entire city in a matter of mere months.
Goat Mime
GOAT MIME:  They don't make a sound, and they exist within transparent geometric shapes.
Holy Mackerel
HOLY MACKEREL:  This is not to be confused with the more earthly angelfish.
Invisible Carrier Pigeon
INVISIBLE CARRIER PIGEON:  They carry messages to people at random.  People who blurt things out that aren't related to the conversation have just received a message from an invisible carrier pigeon.  People who start singing have received sheet music.
Radioactive Lemur
RADIOACTIVE LEMUR:  Exactly what it sounds like.  Inhabitants of the lower dimensional planes use them as living lanterns.
Sea-Nulls
SEA-NULL:  The sea-nulls are birds which do not exist except in unreal universes such as this one and the surrounding hyperspace.  They fly blindly in and out of the universe bumping into things.  When something falls over for no apparent reason, or you feel a brief sudden pain in your head, a sea-null has just collided with our universe.  (They come in white, speckled, striped and plaid.)
Vampire Monkey
VAMPIRE MONKEY:  They drink blood and throw poo.  They are sometimes found hiding in cyberspace, but not often.
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