THE COOLEST NATIONS OF THE WORLD
THE COOLEST NATIONS OF THE WORLD
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UNITED STATES OF AMERICA | Hell, what's not cool about this country?! U.S.A. ROCKS!! |
| The down side: The beer's kind of watery in comparison with other nations, but I'm pretty sure that's only a precaution against inflating our sense of self-esteem any further. | ||
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REPUBLIC OF CUERVO GOLD | Okay, here's a tiny island that was bought by a taquila company and turned into a nation completely independent of outside laws of any kind. It was engineered as the ultimate "party nation," and if I'm not mistaken, it's pledge of allegiance was adapted from the movie "Animal House." |
| The down side: Not in the U.N. | ||
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UNITED KINGDOM | You can't deny the coolness of a nation that gave us Shakespeare and the Rolling Stones. Also, they're not scared of Germans. |
| The down side: Kidney pie. | ||
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IRELAND | It looks like a fairy tale land on a nation-wide scale. They never got conquered by the Roman Empire (probably because they're still protected by the goddess Eire). They have druids. They probably still have leprechauns somewhere. And the women are gorgeous without sacrificing their strength. |
| The down side: Boiled food. | ||
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AUSTRALIA | A bunch of condemned criminals were sent there to perish in the harsh wilderness of the outback. Instead, they turned it into an entire thriving nation of badasses. |
| The down side: The only time it's on TV is when some guy is trying to piss off a crocodile. | ||
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EGYPT | They buried their kings in pyramids and considered cats devine. Then, of course, there's that really cool walk. |
| The down side: Pharoh Akhenaten was a putz. |
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