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COMIC STYLE
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STRAIGHT LINE
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COMIC LINE 1
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COMIC LINE 2
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| EFFORTLESS |
"Guess what I've got in this shoebox!" |
"I'm going out on a limb and guessing shoes." |
"Something to waste my time with?" |
| ESOTERIC |
"Guess what I've got in this shoebox!" |
"An ingot of stabilized quadtrisexium dipentnilunide?" |
"The lost scrolls of Hermes Trismegistus?" |
| ETHNIC |
"Guess what I've got in this shoebox!" |
"Fried chicken and crack?" |
"Whiskey and a baked potato?" |
| IMPOSSIBLE |
"Guess what I've got in this shoebox!" |
"A blue whale!" |
"My own severed head?" |
| RIDICULOUS |
"Guess what I've got in this shoebox!" |
"A bottle of goat's blood?" |
"A gold-plated spatula?" |
| INSIDE JOKE |
"Guess what I've got in this shoebox!" |
"Spinning wheels?" |
"Hit the spacebar and find out!" |
| INSULTING |
"Guess what I've got in this shoebox!" |
"You finally found those lost testicles you've been looking
for?" |
"Your last remaining brain cell?" |
| LOW-BROW |
"Guess what I've got in this shoebox!" |
"Boogers?" |
"A concentrated fart." |
| OBSCURE |
"Guess what I've got in this shoebox!" |
"A bag of Squarbles?" |
"The key to Vector Sigma?" |
| OBVIOUS |
"Guess what I've got in this shoebox!" |
"The interior of the box itself." |
"Air, for one thing." |
| OVER THE TOP |
"Guess what I've got in this shoebox!" |
"All the evils of the world! It's the box of
Pandora! Do
not open that box or we shall all be doomed! Forever DOOMED!!" |
"The very key to life itself in the entire universe!!
HA HA HA!!" |
| PERSONAL |
"Guess what I've got in this shoebox!" |
"Your G-Control tranceiver?" |
"A Citizens of the Galaxy t-shirt!" |
| POLITICAL |
"Guess what I've got in this shoebox!" |
"Shredded Whitewater documents?" |
"The English version of my tax forms?" |
| SELF-DEPRICATING |
"Guess what I've got in this shoebox!" |
"My last shred of dignity." |
"Is it a gun to put me out of my misery?" |
| SEXUAL INNUENDO |
"Guess what I've got in this shoebox!" |
"I give up. You'll just have to show me your box." |
"I don't know, but I like the way you handle your package." |
| CALLBACK |
"Guess what I've got in this shoebox!" |
"You know what? I'm going to stick with guessing shoes." |
"Okay, you're done wasting my time." |