I'm smart.  You're stupid.
I'm better than you.
You're a nerd.  I'm down to earth.
I'm better than you.

I'm strong.  You're weak.
I'm better than you.
You're a jock.  I'm an underdog.
I'm better than you.

I'm rich.  You're poor.
I'm better than you.
You're a snob.  I'm a real person.
I'm better than you.

I'm genetically superior.  You're from a lesser race.
I'm better than you.
You're a racist.  I'm not.
I'm better than you.

I'm popular.  You're an outcast.
I'm better than you.
You're codependent.  I'm an individual.
I'm better than you.

I'm educated.  You're not.
I'm better than you.
Your knowledge is theoretical.  I'm experienced.
I'm better than you.

I'm blue-blooded.  You're contaminated.
I'm better than you.
You're inbred.  I'm diverse.
I'm better than you.

I'm efficient.  You're slow.
I'm better than you.
You're hurried.  I'm easy-going.
I'm better than you.

I'm normal.  You're weird.
I'm better than you.
You're commonplace.  I'm unique.
I'm better than you.

I'm creative.  You're mundane.
I'm better than you.
You're a dreamer.  I'm practical.
I'm better than you.

I'm funny.  You're boring.
I'm better than you.
You're frivolous.  I'm serious.
I'm better than you.

I'm broad-minded.  You're limited.
I'm better than you.
You're disconnected.  I'm grounded.
I'm better than you.

I'm hard-working.  You're lazy.
I'm better than you.
You're frantic.  I'm relaxed.
I'm better than you.

I'm brave.  You're cowardly.
I'm better than you.
You're reckless.  I'm sensible.
I'm better than you.

I'm attractive.  You're ugly.
I'm better than you.
You're high-maintenance.  I have character.
I'm better than you.

I'm functional.  You're neurotic.
I'm better than you.
You're sloppy.  I'm precise.
I'm better than you.

I'm religious.  You're godless.
I'm better than you.
You're fanatical.  I'm realistic.
I'm better than you.

I'm cultured.  You're crude.
I'm better than you.
You're pretentious.  I'm comfortable with myself.
I'm better than you.

I'm polite.  You're insulting.
I'm better than you.
You're two-faced.  I'm honest.
I'm better than you.

I'm rational.  You're emotional.
I'm better than you.
You're cold-hearted.  I'm sensitive.
I'm better than you.

I play it safe.  You take risks.
I'm better than you.
You play it safe.  I take risks.
I'm better than you.

You are judgmental.  You look for any excuse to perceive yourself as superior to those around you.  I, on the other hand, feel perfectly secure in who I am, and I respect who you are.  I do not need to make myself feel as if I am better than you.

I'm better than you.