HONEST PICK-UP
LINES
Proof that honesty is not
always the best policy.
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You're ugly. I'm hoping that means you're
desperate.
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You're probably not interested in me, but I just
want to
make sure.
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It's your lucky day. Those other women just
shot me
down.
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I can't afford a prostitute, so I'll try to have
sex with
you for the price of a drink.
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I would slay the fiercest dragon for you, but my
psychiatrist
says that dragon isn't real.
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Excuse me, but your combination of pheromones and
desirable
aesthetics is activating my procreative instinct.
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Do you believe in dating someone out of pity?
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May I please have some fellatio?
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We have so much in common. Neither one of us
has a
shot with anyone better.
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Hello, I'm a jackass.
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My wife is sleeping with your husband. Want
to even
the score?
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How about we just pretend I said something funny
and clever?
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I'm offering you my heart... And my herpes.
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Want to dance? Because I don't.
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If you're not interested, it's okay. I've got
porn
at home.
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How about if I do all the talking?
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Want to see my collection of human heads?
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If you're not satisfied, you can always fake it.
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I just want to find out if I'm gay or not.
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I'm sure you seem very interesting to someone.
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This friend of mine recommended you.
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Do you want to get out of here as soon as I'm
finished showing
you off?
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I'm a perfectly adequate lover.
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You're not that attractive, but what the hell.
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Attention, please! Are there any women in
this bar
who would like to go home with me?!