KIRK
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PICARD
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SISCO
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JANEWAY
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ARCHER
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Fake hair. |
Real bald. |
Fake bald. |
Real hair. |
Also real hair. |
Problem in the Alpha Quadrant. Only ship in the area. |
Problem in the Beta Quadrant. Only ship in the area. |
Problem in the Gamma Quadrant. Only ship in the area. |
Problem in the Delta Quadrant. Really the only
ship in
the area. |
Problem. Only ship. |
Blow something up. Then say something philosophical. |
Say something philosophical. Then say something else
philosophical. |
Blow something up. Then blow something else up. |
Say something philosophical. Then blow something up. |
No overblown philosophies. |
Always interferes in other cultures. |
Never interferes in other cultures. |
Is worshiped by other cultures. |
Who cares? There's nobody to report to. |
Not a rule yet. |
First on hand to face Klingons. |
First on hand to face Romulans. |
First on hand to face Cardassians. |
First on hand to face Borg. |
First on hand. |
Chess player. |
Card player. |
Baseball player. |
Pool player. |
Water polo player. |
Presumed dead in the Tholian web, while impersonating a
Romulan, and
when pulled into the Nexus. |
Presumed dead while impersonating a smuggler. |
Presumed dead while in a temporal anomaly tethered to Jake,
but that
time line never occurred. |
Entire ship was presumed destroyed for years. |
Presumed dead when the Xindi weapon exploded. |
(Insufficient room for complete list.) |
Hooked up with a crooked archeologist. |
Hooked up with a Maquis smuggler. |
Hooked up with an Irish hologram. |
Sexual tension involving the first officer, but got over it. |
Explains human emotions to a Vulcan. |
Explains human emotions to an android. |
Explains human emotions to a shapeshifter. |
Explains human emotions to a Vulcan, a hologram, a Q, a
former Borg
drone, and just about anyone else who comes along. |
And back to Vulcan again. |
Wore the gold uniform, the green one, the gray one, and the
red one. |
Wore the red jumpsuit, the one with the black collar, the
jacket, the
one with the purple collar, and one with the gray shoulders. |
Wore the uniform with the purple collar, and the one with the
gray
shoulders. |
Only one uniform. Got out of Federation space before
Starfleet
could change it on her. |
Blue. That's it.
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Liquor. |
Tea. |
Klingon coffee. |
Earth coffee. |
Earth coffee. |
First officer plays a lyre. |
First officer plays a trombone. |
Lounge singing hologram. |
Opera singing hologram. |
Nothing. |
From Iowa. |
Claims to be from France, but what's with the British accent? |
From New Orleans. |
From Indiana. |
From California. |
Son was killed by Klingons. |
Thought he had a son, but turned out to be a Ferengi trick. |
Son's novels making the best-seller list. |
Hyper-evolved genetic offspring produced amphibians. |
Dog. |
Eats what is apparently Play-Doe and drinks Windex. |
Keeps a private case of caviar and wine from his family's
vinyard. |
Worked in his father's Cajun resturant. Expert cook. |
Gets food from the replicator. Still manages to burn it. |
Real food! |
Consults twentieth century expert, Marla MacGivers. |
Played Dixon Hill. |
Consults twentieth century expert, Vic Fontaine. |
Consults twentieth century expert, Tom Paris. |
Twentieth century wasn't all that long ago. |
Outwitted Trelane. |
Matched wits with Q. |
Didn't try to outwit Q. Just went ahead and punched him. |
Matched wits with Q. |
No. |
OH GOD! DON'T LET HIM SING! |
Plays the flute. |
Plays the piano. |
No. |
No. |
Russian, African and Scottish crewmen. |
French captain. |
British and Irish crewmen. |
Go Yankees! |
British and Japanese crewmen. |
Traveled to the twentieth century... a lot. |
Traveled to the nineteenth century. Met Mark Twain. |
Time? What is this? |
Traveled to the twentieth century. Battled a software
CEO. |
Traveled to the twentieth, twenty-first, twenty-seventh and
twenty-nineth
centuries. Also moved around quite a bit in his own century.
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Saved the Earth from a probe that talks to whales. |
Saved the Earth from a Borg cube. |
Fought on the front lines in the Dominion War. |
Nowhere near Earth. |
Saved the Earth from the Xindi weapon. |
Ship looks like a military base. |
Ship looks like the Plaza Hotel. |
Station looks like a shopping mall. |
Ship looks like the Pentium labs. |
Ship looks like a... ship? |
Fought crime as T.J. Hooker. |
Fought a white whale. Lost. |
Fought crime as Hawk. |
Fought crime as Mrs. Columbo. |
Leaped into the bodies of Hooker, Ahab, Hawk and Mrs. Columbo. |
The cowboy. |
The class act. |
The bad ass. |
The sweetheart. |
The pioneer. |
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