RHYMES FROM 2001+
Written By Dave
Performed By Dave + John + Justin
HOW TO RHYME VISA WITH PIZZA
I like pizza yea its real good
especially when its cooked in an oven full of wood
Some say Pizza Hut makes the best pies
and that Dominos is full of brazillian guys.
Just turn up the street to find good pizza
finally at the place the one and only Little Caeser.
that rectangular slice is full of lovin
and im pretty sure its cooked in a wood filled oven.
Right next to LC is Chuck E Chease
pizza mixed with fun I say yes please.
Like pizza isnt a blast all by itself
I go up to the counter an choose a prize from the shelf.
Look at this mouse singin and dancin
I cant believe he hasnt pulled a charles manson.
After we left I saw a stain on my chinos
oh well man we'll wash it off at Papa Ginos.
We arrived at the place about 6 pm
I looked at the counter saw a mexican
but thats another song for another time
so letts keep it on track and finish this rhyme.
So we're at PG's eatin some pizza
10 bucks a pop man i wish it was cheaper
but thats ok its just the price you pay
eatin pizza payin visa like everyday.
MAKE YOU MAD
(chorus)
COMING SOON...
As i sit here and watch another re-run of Cheers
i think what if i could lip sync just like Britney Spears
or not write my own stuff and be famous like Nsync
and get my video played over and over again like Pink
In two more years there carreers are goin cachink
am I the only one who sees how bad Cash Money stinks
they only talk about their money that they have now
when they weren't famous i can't imagine what they rapped about
they make me as mad as foreigners who can speak the language
they make me mad, tired, irritated and anguised
it reminds me of those Canadians whats that all about
everyday i hear those crazy frogs jump up and shout
I love Canada its awsome it rules
shut the hell up and stop actin like fools.
(chorus)
Hey Will Smith please stop tryin to rap
I'm tired of hearing all of that philly style crap
Im just kiddin Will you know your the man
unlike those O-Town fags from that show Making the Band.
those losers are as old as a recount joke
and Flex's mixes are as bad as mixing milk with coke
so press the stop button
cuz we aint about to front
unlike like Derek Jeter when that loser tries to bunt
.....MORE SOON....
(chorus)
The Suburban Ghetto
In my town I got thugs who try to clown
everyday you here them why the man bringin me down?
And they feel invincible with their 20 homies
but without they boys they aint nothin but phonies
they fake thugs
who cant shake drugs
they think they tough cuz they wear the brand name Lugz
Livin in a suburb with kids that think its a ghetto
last time I checked everyone was livin retro
these kids aint nothing but big jokes
thinkin they bad because they stole over 2 cokes
everyday they're up chillin on the wall
drinkin their flavored water like its alcohol.
And I buy my drank off the coner
its Kool-Aid which sets me out as a loner
im popping pills at the solomone pond mall
but what you dont realize is that its tylenol
and all these people trying to get on Jay Leno
Ill tell ya one thing thats how it is in the Suburban Ghetto.
DROPPIN NAMES
Im giving you a heart attack like salty Planters peanuts
if you gotta problem with that you can bring it up wit deez nuts
im outta control like an old lady, whos driving after taking her morning pil
and drunk, three fingered, one legged with a dirty window shield
i got more punchlines than Lennox Lewis has punches
and phatter than the bully who stole all the sack lunches
a kid i know says im a caucasian ethiopian
who wont eat and uses all his grocery money on opium
the kid wouldnt shut up so i took my lunch tray and gave him a swing
just in time to hear the rent-a-cop at my school sing
all i gotta say is oops bad me
when i get on the mic i spit more game than Milton Bradley
im infecting your bodies like melanoma
you can't sleep on me cuz you wont wake up you'll be in a coma
i make bad decisions like OJ's jury
everyday is practically the same Groundhogs day with Bill Murray
i started wearing my underwear over my pants like superman!
till kids at my school beat me up and i rode home in an ambulance
but now ive recovered by about 33% back to normal
but i mix up my clothes from whats casual whats formal
and i get just as corny as MTV's Fear
who cares any way the new white kids are here
so when you come to me and ask me whos to blame
all i gotta say is keep on Droppin Names.
CAUCASIAN INVASION
(chorus)
its a caucasian invasion cuz us white boyz cant be stopped
its a caucasian invasion and us white boyz cant be dropped
its a caucasian invasion cuz us white boyz cant be copped
its a caucasian invasion and us white boyz won't give up
It's a Caucasian invasion
do not attempt to change your TV station
cuz us white boyz be blazin
unbelievable how we rap without ragin
unusual things start to happen
while rapping
we different from others
cuz we're rappers not brothers
so its time for the invasion
from the Caucasian persuasion
everywhere I look I see a new white sensation
us white rappers can't be few
even with our 10 o'clock curfew
we're coming out the ghetto burbs
rapping about all the crazy subjects and verbs
We ain't no limit and we aint one more chance
and no we don't rock tight jeans we wear baggy pants
So I see things are startin to show right through
heres a dolar 20 call your moms and tell her to blow you.
(chorus)
I'm just one caucasion
In this massive invasion
if you listen to what I'm saying
racism aint what im spraying
it doesn't matter what's the race
i'll still make fun of your girl your skin and your face
im just a simple white boy from the burbs
who makes fun of everyone with his words
so all you who trying to clown
it aint working im never goin down
you know im goin straight to the top
you cant beat me like rodney king beat the cops
your just mad cuz we aint a band wit guitars
why you mad? cuz I stole your women and your cars
this is just stage one
not even close to being done
its not time to be black, brown, or asian
paint your skin white and join the invasion
(chorus)
The Stickuation
(chorus)
What be...What be
The sticky...sticky situation
What be...What be
The sticky sticky situation
What...be...What be
Locking your keys inside your car door...Now thats a stickuation.
What be the stickuation
that we be facing
is it going down now
who, what, when, why, how
hey hold on dont go, its time to start the fun
either crew on crew or one on one
so stop pretednin not to hear us
cuz everythings bout to get serious
you aint gettin one more chance like biggie's bitches
when its all said and done your gonna need 40 stiches
why you frontin, actin line you got clout
this thing'll be over quicker than a Roy Jones bout
you need to stop watchin that movie station
cuz you got to many ideas in your head and thats the stickuation
(chorus)
Trying to clown when you dunno what your facin...Now thats a Stickuation
The sticky what?
your about to get jacked up
smacked up
cracked up
and pimp slapped up
see I don't sweat you
it doesnt matter that I just met you
put out your cig
im a about to split your wig
I don't need knuckles that are brass or knuckles that are chrome
Im gonna just flat out bust you in your dome
so get on your knees and plea for mercy
Im gonna rip you apart and re-furbish you like Percy.
I knock you out 1 to 5 then to 10
I messed you up so much that you look like a hen
What? Why you asking for one more round
Look at yourelf...your out cold lyin on the ground
I dont think yo knew what you were facin
A big bad kid like me the Stickuation.
(chorus)
Not having enough money to buy our CD...Now thats the stickuation!
THE MEXICAN
(chorus)
Mexican...ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma Mexican.
yeah Mexican...ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma Mexican.
Mexican...ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma Mexican.
I saw this kid just last weekend
he insisted I knew him but I did't recognize him
don't you know my brother Crazy Frankalin
I said oh thats right your that mexican
you got that whack accent
and you eat at taco bell
your hairs so greasy to much hair gel
but anyway whatever you seem kinda swell
hey man tell me...what the hell is that smell.
Now most mexican people eat at taco bell
they fill a super soaker with water from a well
then they go down the street and rob a liquor store
so they can get some money to buy another whore
seriously tho mexican people are cool
and I'd like most of em if they went to my school
but that aint the case and they've been unlaced
this is America rememebr it's not a mexican place
Hey man I'm just playin right
im not a violent kid I dont want no fights
so lets get together and gimmie a light
lets spark up these phillies two for mexico tonight
(chorus)
Don't get me wrong im not no racist
I just hate it when I see those mexican faces
that mexican food and those mexican flags
I just wanna know why yall act like fags
Now bein mexican I know it aint easy
but that aint no excuse to be so greasy
to be so sad and to rap so bad
Mexicos outa stlye it was just a fad.
Ok, so I'm representin mexico, eatin taco bell
on the picnic table its hot as hell
Dude look at that kid what the hell is his deal
I never seen a mexican with a rat tail
worse than a mullet worse than jail
worse than havin mommy post ya bail
But once and for all I dont want no gripes
cuz we all livin large in the mexican life
Bein cooly cool bein real nice
just think of my role model that kid John Pipes
(chorus)
HOW TO RHYME VISA WITH PIZZA
MAKE YOU MAD
(chorus)
(chorus)
The Suburban Ghetto
DROPPIN NAMES
CAUCASIAN INVASION
(chorus)
(chorus)
The Stickuation
THE MEXICAN
(chorus)
Written By Dave
Performed By Dave + John + Justin
I like pizza yea its real good
especially when its cooked in an oven full of wood
Some say Pizza Hut makes the best pies
and that Dominos is full of brazillian guys.
Just turn up the street to find good pizza
finally at the place the one and only Little Caeser.
that rectangular slice is full of lovin
and im pretty sure its cooked in a wood filled oven.
Right next to LC is Chuck E Chease
pizza mixed with fun I say yes please.
Like pizza isnt a blast all by itself
I go up to the counter an choose a prize from the shelf.
Look at this mouse singin and dancin
I cant believe he hasnt pulled a charles manson.
After we left I saw a stain on my chinos
oh well man we'll wash it off at Papa Ginos.
We arrived at the place about 6 pm
I looked at the counter saw a mexican
but thats another song for another time
so letts keep it on track and finish this rhyme.
So we're at PG's eatin some pizza
10 bucks a pop man i wish it was cheaper
but thats ok its just the price you pay
eatin pizza payin visa like everyday.
(chorus)
COMING SOON...
As i sit here and watch another re-run of Cheers
i think what if i could lip sync just like Britney Spears
or not write my own stuff and be famous like Nsync
and get my video played over and over again like Pink
In two more years there carreers are goin cachink
am I the only one who sees how bad Cash Money stinks
they only talk about their money that they have now
when they weren't famous i can't imagine what they rapped about
they make me as mad as foreigners who can speak the language
they make me mad, tired, irritated and anguised
it reminds me of those Canadians whats that all about
everyday i hear those crazy frogs jump up and shout
I love Canada its awsome it rules
shut the hell up and stop actin like fools.
Hey Will Smith please stop tryin to rap
I'm tired of hearing all of that philly style crap
Im just kiddin Will you know your the man
unlike those O-Town fags from that show Making the Band.
those losers are as old as a recount joke
and Flex's mixes are as bad as mixing milk with coke
so press the stop button
cuz we aint about to front
unlike like Derek Jeter when that loser tries to bunt
.....MORE SOON....
In my town I got thugs who try to clown
everyday you here them why the man bringin me down?
And they feel invincible with their 20 homies
but without they boys they aint nothin but phonies
they fake thugs
who cant shake drugs
they think they tough cuz they wear the brand name Lugz
Livin in a suburb with kids that think its a ghetto
last time I checked everyone was livin retro
these kids aint nothing but big jokes
thinkin they bad because they stole over 2 cokes
everyday they're up chillin on the wall
drinkin their flavored water like its alcohol.
And I buy my drank off the coner
its Kool-Aid which sets me out as a loner
im popping pills at the solomone pond mall
but what you dont realize is that its tylenol
and all these people trying to get on Jay Leno
Ill tell ya one thing thats how it is in the Suburban Ghetto.
Im giving you a heart attack like salty Planters peanuts
if you gotta problem with that you can bring it up wit deez nuts
im outta control like an old lady, whos driving after taking her morning pil
and drunk, three fingered, one legged with a dirty window shield
i got more punchlines than Lennox Lewis has punches
and phatter than the bully who stole all the sack lunches
a kid i know says im a caucasian ethiopian
who wont eat and uses all his grocery money on opium
the kid wouldnt shut up so i took my lunch tray and gave him a swing
just in time to hear the rent-a-cop at my school sing
all i gotta say is oops bad me
when i get on the mic i spit more game than Milton Bradley
im infecting your bodies like melanoma
you can't sleep on me cuz you wont wake up you'll be in a coma
i make bad decisions like OJ's jury
everyday is practically the same Groundhogs day with Bill Murray
i started wearing my underwear over my pants like superman!
till kids at my school beat me up and i rode home in an ambulance
but now ive recovered by about 33% back to normal
but i mix up my clothes from whats casual whats formal
and i get just as corny as MTV's Fear
who cares any way the new white kids are here
so when you come to me and ask me whos to blame
all i gotta say is keep on Droppin Names.
(chorus)
its a caucasian invasion cuz us white boyz cant be stopped
its a caucasian invasion and us white boyz cant be dropped
its a caucasian invasion cuz us white boyz cant be copped
its a caucasian invasion and us white boyz won't give up
It's a Caucasian invasion
do not attempt to change your TV station
cuz us white boyz be blazin
unbelievable how we rap without ragin
unusual things start to happen
while rapping
we different from others
cuz we're rappers not brothers
so its time for the invasion
from the Caucasian persuasion
everywhere I look I see a new white sensation
us white rappers can't be few
even with our 10 o'clock curfew
we're coming out the ghetto burbs
rapping about all the crazy subjects and verbs
We ain't no limit and we aint one more chance
and no we don't rock tight jeans we wear baggy pants
So I see things are startin to show right through
heres a dolar 20 call your moms and tell her to blow you.
I'm just one caucasion
In this massive invasion
if you listen to what I'm saying
racism aint what im spraying
it doesn't matter what's the race
i'll still make fun of your girl your skin and your face
im just a simple white boy from the burbs
who makes fun of everyone with his words
so all you who trying to clown
it aint working im never goin down
you know im goin straight to the top
you cant beat me like rodney king beat the cops
your just mad cuz we aint a band wit guitars
why you mad? cuz I stole your women and your cars
this is just stage one
not even close to being done
its not time to be black, brown, or asian
paint your skin white and join the invasion
(chorus)
What be...What be
The sticky...sticky situation
What be...What be
The sticky sticky situation
What...be...What be
Locking your keys inside your car door...Now thats a stickuation.
What be the stickuation
that we be facing
is it going down now
who, what, when, why, how
hey hold on dont go, its time to start the fun
either crew on crew or one on one
so stop pretednin not to hear us
cuz everythings bout to get serious
you aint gettin one more chance like biggie's bitches
when its all said and done your gonna need 40 stiches
why you frontin, actin line you got clout
this thing'll be over quicker than a Roy Jones bout
you need to stop watchin that movie station
cuz you got to many ideas in your head and thats the stickuation
(chorus)
Trying to clown when you dunno what your facin...Now thats a Stickuation
The sticky what?
your about to get jacked up
smacked up
cracked up
and pimp slapped up
see I don't sweat you
it doesnt matter that I just met you
put out your cig
im a about to split your wig
I don't need knuckles that are brass or knuckles that are chrome
Im gonna just flat out bust you in your dome
so get on your knees and plea for mercy
Im gonna rip you apart and re-furbish you like Percy.
I knock you out 1 to 5 then to 10
I messed you up so much that you look like a hen
What? Why you asking for one more round
Look at yourelf...your out cold lyin on the ground
I dont think yo knew what you were facin
A big bad kid like me the Stickuation.
(chorus)
Not having enough money to buy our CD...Now thats the stickuation!
(chorus)
Mexican...ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma Mexican.
yeah Mexican...ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma Mexican.
Mexican...ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma Mexican.
I saw this kid just last weekend
he insisted I knew him but I did't recognize him
don't you know my brother Crazy Frankalin
I said oh thats right your that mexican
you got that whack accent
and you eat at taco bell
your hairs so greasy to much hair gel
but anyway whatever you seem kinda swell
hey man tell me...what the hell is that smell.
Now most mexican people eat at taco bell
they fill a super soaker with water from a well
then they go down the street and rob a liquor store
so they can get some money to buy another whore
seriously tho mexican people are cool
and I'd like most of em if they went to my school
but that aint the case and they've been unlaced
this is America rememebr it's not a mexican place
Hey man I'm just playin right
im not a violent kid I dont want no fights
so lets get together and gimmie a light
lets spark up these phillies two for mexico tonight
Don't get me wrong im not no racist
I just hate it when I see those mexican faces
that mexican food and those mexican flags
I just wanna know why yall act like fags
Now bein mexican I know it aint easy
but that aint no excuse to be so greasy
to be so sad and to rap so bad
Mexicos outa stlye it was just a fad.
Ok, so I'm representin mexico, eatin taco bell
on the picnic table its hot as hell
Dude look at that kid what the hell is his deal
I never seen a mexican with a rat tail
worse than a mullet worse than jail
worse than havin mommy post ya bail
But once and for all I dont want no gripes
cuz we all livin large in the mexican life
Bein cooly cool bein real nice
just think of my role model that kid John Pipes
(chorus)