Czar of Stage Management
� �It�s all the same type of glue�
� �that brown stuff, kinda looks like poo comin out�
� �plus it�s a real bitch to cut�
� �New map!!�
� �it�s by the nice pretty forest�
� �you don�t just go to Home Depot and buy their pretty little stuff�
� �when we die, there�s going to be MDF in our lungs�
� �leftover crap wood�
� �you might of heard of pine before, like pine tree�
� �time for bad drawing�
� �old school�
� �that�s old school�
� �we learn old school�
� �I was taught old school�
� �they�re pretty strong, until they break�
� �but a third of the class is missing!!�
� ��parking lot, parking lot�big road that curves around� forest� you follow me?�
� �I never said I loved you�
� �it�s a little tricky if you want to hang an actor with a noose�
� �the music was terrible, and it was a musical�
� �not quite pink, just kind of reddish�
� �is that totally confusing you?�
� �chemically, I don�t know why, but you are trashed�
� �you get real high, it�s not that we cared about it, we loved it�
� �all covered in red lights, all that weird shit�
� �do you understand the physics of seeing?�
� �you could wash your jeans with your underwear�
� �for a chunkier mist�
� �you�ll get thrown out�
� �Tim Judge is around, he won�t give a rats-ass who it is�
� �I love molding, and you guys don�t�
� �work work work�.eeeeeeee�.BANG�. who put that desk there?�
� "I�ll pretend to be Vanna White�
� �this is a class, this is not a debate club�
� �oh�.well�.shit�. that doesn�t work�
� �their action is more action than before�
� �it was a pizza night, it just happens�
� �and breathing can be very important on stage�
� �what were the walls made out of? THERE WERE NO WALLS!!�
� �I want my ears to bleed�
� �we all need a group hug�
� �kinda like a left-over taste�
� �Battleship burping�
� �see this is not in Cohen�
� �Bertol Brecht designed this?
� �They were all running around naked or something
� �She walked on the yellow x�
� �You have a hole on the stage�.yeah�
� �It�s a safe hole�
� �A hole is still a hole�
� �Tim Judge likes to put holes in the floor�
� �knowing that in 6 months, you�re going to die, but hey, that�s theatre�
� �OH MY GOD, this gets more complicated, hold on, let me go to my ground plan�
� �Tim, I saw your picture today, you look like stickman in the book�
� �We don�t get no splinters�
� �You could wait for them to ooze, then you could pop them right out�
� �I love problem stories�
� �Tim always throws me outside�
� �God goes there and controls your life,
or your mother, or your father, depending�
� �It was a big crock of shit�
� �but it�s messy, because it�s sand�
� �Does anybody know what I�m talking about, or am I totally on drugs?�
� �Can we have class till 3?�
� �Who needs a building?�
� It�s not gonna hurt or kill you, well, it will hurt.
� �Piece of crap wall�
� �Oh my god, what did I eat? You�re terrible too!�
� �I just love strike�
� �Strike was a bit of a bitch�
� It�s the same type of air�
� �They�re healthy, why aren�t I wearing one?�
� �Paint is a liquid�
� �Never kick one of my models�
� �You�re minus an arm, or a face�
� �Badink, badink�
� �HOLY SHIT, WHAT HAPPENED HERE?�
� �Again, I got a long ways away from the cutting area�
� �You break into my house, I have the right to blow you away, and I want to�
� �It�s not as nice as this room here, and this rooms not that pretty�
� �Oh for Christ sake!! WOOD!! ALL I CARE ABOUT TODAY IS WOOD�
� �They frou-frou'ed it up�
� �Is that a hand up, no, you�re just amazed�
� �Stuart wants to hit the audience over the head with the rise of Nazism�
� �We call it the old shop, why? Because it was the old shop�
� �This is what not to do�
� �I�m not gonna finish it with my hand gone�
� �I don�t believe you just did that�
I don�t believe I just did that too�..
THAT�S WHY I WASN�T TALKING TO YOU!!!�