Not In Cohen

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Not In Cohen

"Look, these are my funny lines!"

Quotes from Dr. W. Stuart McDowell, WSU Theatre Dept Chair

� �Oh isn�t that cute, it�s making noises�

� �Snip,snip,snip,snip,snip�

� �I�m just giving it away here folks�

� �Colors and smells and stuff�

� �I was a little dictator�

� �You guys are like a rake theatre�

� �Organic blocking, like when you put plants on the stage and move them around?�

� �Orgies� use your imagination�

� �He would often not wear pants�

� �Shakespeare was a punster�

� �Bluah blub bluaa, and its not because they�re speaking Croatian or Bosnian�

� �I don�t know where I would be here today, maybe over there, not here, but I don�t know where I would be�

� �Not all the ewoks and chewybaccas�

� �We finally licked that evil monster genocide�

� �your name is mud, m.u.d.d.�

� �The door closes, climb into the window or grab a buzz saw�

� �We got a problem here Houston, the doors not wide enough�

� �The hooker translation�

� �They have live people to run the followspot�

� �you got a cold, you�re too slow, you forgot the costume, you forgot to preset the cigarette�

� �Life becomes a prostitution�

� �Spend your summers hitchhiking�

� �I�m getting religious again�

� �Three-penny opera is actually Pimps Opera�

� �Learn French, go to France, that�s the way they live over there�

� �I urge you to get out of this country, I�m nuts about getting Americans out of this country�

� �Gaggle of Inquisitors�

� �Imbedded in my PowerPoint�

� �Maybe turn some of you on into design�

� �Actors love to play actors, theatre people love to put theatre on stage�

� �Will it stick? It stuck�

� �I�m going to detour for 10 minutes, This is important, don�t put your textbooks away�

� �The whole schmugoogula�

� �my little gift to you�

� �a thousand different cooks to fix the meal�

� �Les Mis stole that from us�

� �Andrew Lloyd Webber and his juggernauts saved Broadway�

� �The friend of the producer, the uncle of the producer, the dog of the producer�

� �I could talk for 14 days�

� �Who�s on followspot? It�s me�

� �Mask maker, mask maker, show me a mask�

� �This is a bunch of hooey�

� �Which I sometimes are�

This Isn't In Cohen Folks

Thank you for your silence folks,
This is the Not In Cohen website, full of things that I, Stuartt McDowell, have actually been quoted as saying. Most of these quotes are from my TH 214 class during Fall quarter of 2004. Thank you again for being here and read my funny things!

Now below are quotes we've read before, but who loves to remember?

�Verbal Literature�

� � �A good curtain call can redeem a lot of sins� my wife actually said that. That�s a quote from her��

� �Bard-o-file�

� �Bear-baiting�

� �Put a paper bag over your head and immediately you have a license to go crazy.�

� �He lived to the ripe ol� age of 1616�

� �You won�t believe what I just heard inside my mom�

� �For over 1000 years they played in the Olympics buck naked�

� �It�s probably good he got stabbed�

� �Lean to the right, grab a partner, and put your head on their chest�

� �Shaboom� for the tit mouse�

� �Over the weekend I discovered PowerPoint�

� �I�m going to call up Shakespeare tonight and tell him I have a new word�

� �Hello Herodotus�

� �And they had orgies� use your imagination�

� �And that kill was delicious�

� �We were all fetuses once�

� �What�s the plural of fetus?�

� �Longhanded�

� �Bibbidybobbityboo�

� �So I pick up and apple and take it, and then I yell �Hi Bob� and leave with the apple,
thats how you steal an apple.�

� �Dimes to doughnuts�

� �Cart before the horse�

� �Vomitorium�

� �They aren�t marching� come on! March!!�

� �That was so funny, I broke my chalk in half, and I�m not even using chalk�

� �This was my heartthrob�

� �It�s a hoot�so�. fresh off the boat�

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