February
18, 2004
FROM MR. BIG TO SLOB
Chris
Noth. Does not rhyme with moth. Does rhyme with growth, which can be
tough if you're already Big.
"It's
becoming too much," he says in an interview in Los Angeles, where
he has come to promote his new television movie, Bad Apple.
"I
feel I'm too much in the crosshairs of too many people's eyes. They
call out to me on the street, 'I'll always see you as Mr Big'."
Big has
become a cultural phenomenon, the love of the life of darling Carrie,
the lead in Sex and the City, whose upcoming television network finale
in the United States on February 22 has driven the masses (or at least
a vocal, visible and demographically significant segment thereof) loony
in anticipation.
Nobody
knows how it finishes. Three endings were filmed. Most fans hope Carrie
will sail off with Big.
"I'm
just an actor," Noth says. "What do they want from me?"
Actually,
Noth is more than an actor in Bad Apple, an unusual and appealing romp
in the world of crime and the FBI. He obtained rights to the novel by
Anthony Bruno, and is executive producer as well as star of the movie
that answers the age-old question: Can a film featuring a point-blank
execution and a woman crushed in a car compactor be funnier than 90
per cent of TV sitcoms?
The answer
is yes.
If The
Sopranos were a comedy, it would be something like Bad Apple.
It stars
Noth as not-so-upstanding FBI undercover agent Mike Tozzi, X-Files guy
Robert Patrick as a psycho loan shark named Tommy Bells, Star Trek's
Colm Meaney as a federal agent with a toothache, Mercedes Ruehl as his
Princeton professor wife, and Elliott Gould as a North Jersey mob boss
everyone calls Buddha - but not to his face.
Tozzi's
out to get Buddha and Bells, but, more important, to get tight with
the hot sister of small-time informant "Freshy" Defresco,
busted for selling a hijacked load of breast implants.
It seems
mysterious when the no-nonsense Bells fronts Freshy $US32,000 ($A40,680),
but Buddha knows why. "You want to check the cleaning instructions
in his sister's pants."
This not-so-romantic
triangle, with Dagmara Dominczyk as Gina Defresco, can come to no good.
But Tozzi's disappointment is no worse than that of Bells, an expert
in making bodies disappear, when he discovers that his trusty chain
saw has popped a sprocket.
"The
stakes are real," Noth says. "People can and do get killed
in this movie.
"But
people are funny. You go into the Blarney Stone or the Old Town Bar
(noted down-to-earth Manhattan watering holes), you meet characters
in real life that are funnier than most fiction, and somehow Bruno was
able to capture that uniqueness and that spirit."
If the
movie - interiors filmed in Montreal, exteriors in New Jersey and New
York City - does well, Noth and cable network TNT have an arrangement
to make five more Bruno novels.
"I
can't wait for Hollywood to decide to put me in a movie. Time's a-wasting.
If I find something good, I've got to grab at it."
It may
seem a strange position for a man who has done more than 20 movies and
made his mark for five years with millions of admirers as Mike Logan
in Law & Order, even before he became the well-endowed object of
affection of millions more as Sex and the City's Big.
Noth says,
"I do wish sometimes when I do theatre that those roles wouldn't
interfere with people's perception of my stage work." He's a graduate
of the Yale School of Drama who has no trouble with romantic sexy-guy
roles even though he'll turn 50 in November.
"I
always like to do a play," says Noth. He has appeared off Broadway
and on, notably in a 2000 revival of Gore Vidal's The Best Man with
Michael Learned and Spalding Gray. "I'm interested in Vidal's new
play about the Civil War."
Noth's
father died when he was eight. After that, he was raised by his mother,
pioneering CBS News foreign correspondent Jeanne Parr, until he entered
offbeat Marlboro College in Vermont, where he built and lived in his
own cabin in the woods. Now, he's a bachelor in New York, where he owns
a nightclub called the Cutting Room.
He has
appeared in tons of TV movies, done mainstream movies (The Glass House
and Cast Away) and indies (Searching for Paradise and Getting to Know
You, nominated for the grand jury prize at 1999's Sundance Film Festival).
He'll play a baseball executive in Bernie Mac's coming feature Mr 3000.
"I'm
an actor that comes out of the theatre, and I love to tell different
stories through different characters. I love that character, Mr Big,
and it was a great, fun thing, and, for me, a departure in many ways.
"Sex
and the City is such a huge phenomenon, an unnaturally huge one, to
my mind. It has taken me aback. It has taken my breath away how much
people are investing in that show.
"It's
too much. Get that camera away from me."
Which sounds
like something Gould, playing Buddha in beat-up porkpie hat and oversized
glasses with huge frames, would say in Bad Apple. Almost everybody has
a look that's menacing and unexpectedly amusing. Patrick, Arnold Schwarzenegger's
shape-shifting nemesis in Terminator 2, plays Bells with perfectly coiffed
bleached-blond hair and gold-tinted glasses that advertise that there's
trouble underneath.
"The
movie and the acting of it was fun," Noth says, "but there
were some moments that were kind of painful, like when we were chained
together."
You'll
have to watch to see who was chained and what they did.
"I
hope that whatever I do," Noth adds, "that people see it with
fresh eyes, and not with eyes of an old show that for me is long over."
For the
audience, Sex and the City isn't over yet. But anyone watching Noth's
Mike Tozzi - sloppy, crass, inept and funny - may have trouble remembering
the suave, romantic, seemingly unattainable Big.
"First,
I was Mr Law & Order, Noth says. "And then I was Mr Big. I
guess now I'll be Mr Tozzi."
KRT
This story
was found at: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/02/17/1076779961244.html