Mike rules, its as simple as that...
But it couldent hurt to let everyone see why I rule so much
The top 10 reasons most people say I rule so much are

10. I dont have B.O. When I sweat I release a sent that many fined close to cheese and crackers.

9. I support Candy Gumdrop Gunfire as an good form of punishment.

8. When my arms are spun in opposite directions realy fast I become a craps shooten frenchmen..

7. Because when I ask somone "Why do I rule so much?" They respond with and accitual reason.

6. When preseneted with a can of pop 2000 dollers or more cnd be done in damage.

5. I'm Lactos Intollerent

4. I cant spell or use correct pungsuation

3. Have gruaduated from Puppy Kicking 101 and AP Puppy Kicking

2. I can play 8 instruments, of witch including elertic bass and accordian.

1. I understood the plot to The Fast and The Furious. Im joking there was no plot

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