| Strip Cruisers Nothing makes my day brighter than when I drive past my local Auto Parts store and see 45 rich kids standing outside thier "wheels" that daddy bought them with the hoods up talking about how pissed they are that daddy only got them a Mustang and they wanted a BWM. Damn, I wish my van could go 0 to 60 in 4 seconds. That way, I could go 60 in the 35 zone to get to the red light even faster. I pull up to a stop light the other day, the light turns green and the guy pulls out and guns it to the next light. 12 seconds later I meet up with the guy and he looks over at me, puts on his badass face and nods his head at me. The light stayed red long enough for me to congruadulate him that he beat my v-4 neon. And that mabey he should park and wait for me to go get my van so he can "school" me while im driving it. That we should even bet money on it, so when he beat me he could fix his poorly installed subs that he fucked up the wireing so its out of phase. (He should be proud of them, he has subs that produce no bass because hes to big of a fucking idiot to read a god dam manual on how to install them.) But he declined and proced to give me the finger. Nothing tho, made me more happy then when on the way to BK i saw a Mustang pakred outside of a local bar with its lights on. And 2 hours later driving by to see three guys with tight t's, shell necklesses and backwards hats crowed around a open hood trying to figure out how to jump start a battery. I only hoped that they diddent ground it. |
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