| Why do records rule so much you may ask. Well if you dont know then you should be kicked int he face by a donkey. I dont get how they ever went to the wayside. They are the easy way to slove many of your problems while sill rocken out. Say some bitch is hanging out with you that you dont like, youve repeatedly told her to go away and she still is hanging around you. You take the record and you kill her. I dont mean the cheep easy way that everyone dose by cutting of her head. The only way to kill an annoying bitch is by breaking hte record into several pices, shoving it up her cunt and kicking her in the groin repetedly untill it begins to come out of her stomatch. But if you happend to get Dark Side of the Moon and you may not want to break the record, then you could just finde a missing child and pay him 12 dollers to taker her to a back ally and have your pet duck kick the crap out of her. Or say Ghost Dad is on TV again, and you can't bear to watch Bill Cosby unless hes stuffing his face full of pudding. Then you just take your best Michael Bolton record and spin it realy fast untill you go on a trip or untill it flys off your finger and cuts your eyes. And if Tom Cruise wont leave you alone, keeps knocking on your door everythim you get to the best part in GGW. The part when the girl takes off her shirt but then the big black bar comes over the screen. Thats when you take your record and your puppy kicking degree and construct a makeshift lifesize repleca of Tom Petty. If he cant get the black bar to go away then your stuck looking at Tom Cruise's man tits. |