| Welcome to Puppy Kicking 101 Before you beging your lesson you will need the following materials. 1. Boot with a soft but blunt toe. 2. Annoying drop kick dog from next store that never shuts the hell up. 3.Fake out shoe. 4. Dog treats As soon as you aquire these items you are ready to begin! Step 1. Take off you usual shoe and replace it with a non steel toed boot. (replace with steal toed if its a big dog) step 2. Frist throw the Fake Out Shoe at annyoing next store dog to get it to angerly come to you. This is used to claim that dog attacked you or stole your shoe in case of cops. step 3.throw treat at dog when it approaches.When it realtes that shoes equal treats thats when you jump to step 4. Step 4. Kick the little yappy never shut the hell up drop kick dog in the ass. Repeat as neccesary |
| Pelase note that I do not mean anything said on any pages. And if anyone is to take them serisouly then you should know that you should be shot in the face with a Candy Gumdroop Gun untill you devolpe a sense of humor and some common sense |
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