| Punk sucks, and you know it. |
| Conversation of a person trying to start up a modern punk band Hey I got this idea for a band Whats that? Well first, where gona get this drummer, and he will play the snare What about the other toms? FUCK THE OTHER TOMS. Hes gona play the snare. What about bass drum and crashes? FUCK THEM! Hes gona play the snare, I guess he can keep one crash, but hes not playing it more than half as much as he dose the snare. Hes gotta make it look realy hard, and he has to have a realy pissed off look on his face Then we'll get a gutiar player. I know a good one Fuck it we dont need tallent, hes gona play cords.C is a good one, if need be, we will get a second one and he will play D. Bass? He will play stright decending 16th notes. And sometimes he will play whole notes, but not often. And halfway through every song, the gutiar and bass player have to look at eachother and just nod thier heads in agreement of how good they are. And what about the singer? Well, we will find somone then jab them in the addams apple so he can only sing through his nose. And he will sing about how his girlfriend used to eat french toast and grapes. And we will call it punk, and say its suposed to sound like that. If your in a punk band you know your a hack. If you think your good you should be shot in the face with a shoe horn gun. But if your to good for punk but dont have the balls to try somthing that might take tallent, then you could replace everyone with a drum mechine, and you dont even have to sing you can just talk to the rythem, its called rap. |