| Galena Gallerys, The Worst idea for a Store Ever |
| If you ever happen to be in the Dubuque local mall, and you happen to wander over to the crap section, the space for every asshole to shop that includes the stores, GAP, Baby GAP, Sears and fucking JC Pennys, you may happen to see a store called Galena Gallerys. The dumbest fucking store ever. In this place you will find minatures, crystal figures of little dragons, pictures of elvis and crapy art work with LED's shoved though it in a crapy attempt to catch the eye of your common moran. Now bad stores come and go, I am not so suprised that this store came to be, and fail. Much to my liking it closed a few mounths after opening. Now the original owners must have been prety fucking stupid to think that this store would flourish or even sell more than 8 paintings. But after it closed down the first time I thought it would be the end of it, but no. Some one else got the idea that opening it up again with the same mother fucking paintings would be a good idea. How stupid do you have to be to get that idea in your head. I walked in today after mouching free drinks and pretzels off of the local pretzel shop. Everything is the same, every painting is the same, and much to my liking, not a one has been sold and this one is going out of buissness again. I hope whoever opened up that store kills themself by eating led paint. The only thing that changed from the old shop was the name changed along with the fat, ugly housewife sitting behind the desk. I have a great idea for these housewives that have nothing to do but piss away their rich husbands money on crapy buissness endovors. In every public bathroom right next to the tampon despensor I will have a razor blade despensor and that will help weed out the heard. |