"What's your name sir?"
"Fuck you."
"Sir whats your name?"
"Fuck you."
"Sir, where are your manners?"
" About half a mile down the street picking up shit.
2. There were two people walking through the woods. There names were Fuck you and trouble. Trouble got lost and Fuck you was looking for him. Then he saw a patrol officer and asked him to help. the officer said.
" What's your name sir?"
" Fuck you."
"What's your name sir?"
"Fuck you."
"Sir, are you looking for trouble?"
" As a matter in fact, I am."
3. There once were three guys that got lost in a jungle. There names were Tim, Brian and Mark. A tribe captured them and told them to each go out in the jungle and find a fruit and bring it back.
Tim was searching and then found a banana. He brought it back and the tribe leader told him that he was going to stick it up his ass and that if he made a noise he would die. They stuck it up his ass and he screamed so they killed him. Then Brian came back with some berries. They told him the same rules and they started to stick them up his ass and he didn't make a sound untill the last berry he just burst out laughing. then they took him to be killed. the tribe leader asked him why he started to laugh and he said " I saw Mark coming back with a pineapple."
4. There once was a married couple that wanted to have kid but they thought it was unfair that only the mother woukd feel the pain. So one day when they were at the park a lady walked up to them and asked if they would like to try her new product. It lets the father feel the all the pain that the mother feels during birth. They agreed and about nine months later early in the morning there baby was being born. About half ways through the husband still did not feel anything and then when the baby was born an insane patient came in and slit the mothers throat. Later that morning as the husband slowly went out to get his mail, he saw the mail man on the street dead. His throat was cut.