She uses a VCR as a beeper.
She jumped in the air and got stuck.
When god said let there be light she had to move.
She made clothing companies change one size fits all to one size fits most.
When she goes to the beach, she sells shade.
She sat on a dollar and made four quarters.
She stood on a scale and it said one at a time please.
Yo Mama is so dumb......
When I said it was chilli out, she got a bowl.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Yo Mama is so old......
She dreams in black and white.
She has Jesus Christ's beeper number.
When god said let there be light she flipped the switch.
She has Jesus Christ in her year book.
Yo Mama is so poor......
She can't kill the cockroaches in her house because they pay half her rent.
When I stepped on a cigerrette butt on the sidewalk she said " hey, who turned off the heat."
When I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked what she was doing, she said moving.
When I went in her house and asked if I could use the bathroom she gave me a cup and pointed towards the corner.
When I walked into her house, I came out the back door.
Yo mama is so nasty......
The last time a mosquito bit her, it got arrested for DWI.
She has more crabs then the Atlantic ocean.
Yo Mama is so skinny......
She has run around the shower to get wet.
She plays hoola-hoop with cheerios.