2. One day there was a blonde driving in her new corvette. When she cut off a big truck driver the driver signaled her to pull over and when she did he got out told her to get out of her car and drew a big circle with a piece of chalk. He told her to stay in the circle and then went to her car and broke off the windshield. After that he turned around and saw her laughing. This only got him madder, he took out his knofe and ut up the leather seats. He turned around and saw her laughing. Then he took out his baseball bat and broke every window and smashed up the whole car. But when he turned aroudn she was just laughing harder. then he asked her what was so funny and she said " ever time you turned around I stepped out of the circle."
3. There once was a blonde and brunette in an airplane sitting next to each other. They heard a loud boom and a few seconds later, the captain spoke over the intercom and said that one of the engines blew but there were still three left so they would arrive an hour late. about ten minutes later they heard another boom and then the captain said that there were still two left they would just be two hours late. then about half an hour later they heard another boom but the captain said everything was fine they would just be three hours late. then the blonde turned to the brunette and said " damn if this keeps up were going to be here all day".
4. There once was a blonde and a brunette in a bar and they were watching the 6:00 news. there was guy threatening to jump off a building and the brunette told the blonde that she tought he would jump jump. the blonde said he wouldnt. so they made a bet for fifty dollars. Sure enough, the guy jumps off and the blonde hands the brunette fifty dollars, but the brunette hands it back and says" I can't take this, i cheated and watched the 5:00 news." then the blonde says " No take it, i cheated to and watched the 5:00 news but i didn't think he would jump again.
5. There once was a blonde who suspected that her husband was cheating on her. So one day she left work early and bought a gun. When she got home she saw her husband in bed with a girl she had never seen before. Her husband said that the were just discussing a few things but the blonde didn't believe any of it. She pulled out her gun and aimed it at her husband, but then pointed it at her own head and when he said not to do it she said " Shut up, your next".
Artificial intellegence.
2. What does a blonde and a mosquito have in common?
They both keep sucking until they get slapped.
3.What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?
One cock and they blow.
4. How do you keep a blonde busy?
Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.
5. How do you kill a one-armed blonde hanging from the top of a tree?
Wave.
6.Whats the easiest way to kill a submarine full of blondes.
Knock on the door.
7. How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
8. What do you call 10,000 blondes at the bottom of the sea.
A good start.
9. What does a blonde and a doorknob have in common.
Everybody gets a turn.
10. Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She threw out all the Ws.
11. There was a bonde that was so stupid that she......
Called me to get my phone number.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She tried to do a wheelie on a unicycle.
She got stabbed in a shootout.
If she spoke for her mind she would be speechless.
She had to study to pass a blood test.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes ocurr around the house, she moved.
She thought meow mix was a cat record.
She sold her car for gas money.
She climbed a cear wall to see what was on the other side.
She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
It takes her three hours to make minute rice.
If you gave her a penny for each of her thoughts, you would get change back.
At the bottom of her job application where it says sign here she put Sagittarius.