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If you did not know this already, I was born in Japan. I was supposed to be a samuria, but i was kidnapped a week after I was born. And now I am stuck here, no longer destined to be the greatest samurai ever. It is a sad thing.
PENGUINS ARE COOL!!!
(You wouldn't understand...)
Also, I have Anglophobia.(Fear of englishness)
I wonder, what if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
Did you know if you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
When you drive you are putting your life in your foot's hand.
SUSHIDO: The way of the Tuna.
Why not have your cake and eat it too - it's cake, what else are you going to do with it?
Silence is not always golden ... sometimes it is yellow.
I don't see what all the fuss is about, if those dolphins were so smart, they wouldn't hang out with tuna.
ITEOWAKI!
OKIOSEWADA!
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
Monarchs are acceptable, but we draw the line at Rulers.
Whether I am briefed or debriefed, my underwear is my own.
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. I have never been able to make out the numbers.
Why are there THREE ways to spell TWO!?!?!?
Life is an open door. It can be closed at any time, so don't complain about the draft.
Plan ahead - it wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark!
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets
Never argue with a man carrying a water buffalo.
Never argue with a man carrying a water buffalo.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence because it's spray-painted.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift. That's why it's called: The Present.
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.
"The one who casts the vote descides nothing. The one who counts the votes descides everything."-Joseph Stalin
The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say -- because they were too obvious
THIS JUST IN!:::9 out of every 10 people belive that someone will never agree.
Pratice safe eating: Always use condimants.
All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.
If James Bond was an Amish spy, he would drink buttermilk. Shaken not churned.
How to become immortal: Read this tomorrow and follow its advice.
Roget's Thesaurus rules, dominates, regulates, OK, all right, adequately.
The future has many names: for the fearful it's the unknown, for the reckless it's the adventure, for the pessimists it's the unattainable. For the brave, it is opportunity.
If you can read this, you've just wasted your time reading this sentence. If you read this, you've just wasted your time reading this sentence twice!
Memories Are forever...
If nobody knows the troubles you've seen, then you don't live in a small town.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Comedian: You laugh on the outside, but inside you harbor a bitter resentment toward people who have enough money for food.
Why should a person suffer in silence when they can moan, cry, whimper and complain?
A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
At least Congress doesn't make death worse every year.
Never use the words 'Evil Diabolical Plan' on your resume.
Due to the confusion from too many genres of music, we have decided to put both country music and rap music into the genre of Crap music.
I HAVE A QUESTION:::Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?
(The Titanic Movie in Today's Time)
- Sacha Guitry
- Dennis Haire
-Anan
-Andre Gide
-Baywatch-
"WHICH YAHOO THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY TO PUT FRAN DRESHCER ON TV SERIOUSLY ISN'T ONE OF THE SIGNS OF THE APOCLYPSE WHEN " I WATCHED AS HE OPENED THE EIGHTH SEAL AND THE ONE CALLED THE NANNY WITH A VOICE THAT HITS OCTAVES USUALLY RESERVED FOR CALLING DOGS ACCENDS FROM THE FURNACE TO REEK ANNOYANCE AND HAVOC UPON THE EARTH" -THE EARTH HAS SURVIVED METEORITES, TORNADOS, HURRICANES, FRIGGIN VALCANOES AND TSUNAMIS AND WE THINK A LITTLE STYROFOAM GONNA KILL HER -PEOPLE GET SO UPSET ABOUT HUMANS MAKING PLASTICS THAT HARM THINGS WELL WHAT IF THAT WERE OUR PURPOSE IN LIFE, SEEMS AS GOOD AS ANY, GOD WANTED PLASTIC SO HE MADE A RACE OF CREATURES TO PRODUCE THE PRODUCT FOR HIM"
-Tom Topping-
Think about this:::The major cause of vehicle accidents is a screw loose in the nut behind the wheel.