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| EARL WILSON |
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| A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. When George Jessel took Lena Horne to a famous restaurant, the doorman asked, "Who made your reservations?" Jessel replied, "Abraham Lincoln." |