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| GROUCHO MARX |
| I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book. I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. And inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. There's one way to find out if a man is honest--ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he his a crook. |
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