LEVENSON

Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children.

Love at first sight is easy to understand. It's when two people have been looking at each other for years that it becomes a miracle.

Remember when your mother used to say, "Go to your room--"? This was a terrible penalty. Now when a mother says the same thing, a kid goes to his room. There he's got an air-conditioner, a TV set, an inter-com, a shortwave radio--he's better off than he was in the first place.