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| SCOTT ADAMS |
| �Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.�
�Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.� [The Dilbert Principle] �Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.� �I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.� �If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?� �In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It�s called Karoshi. I don�t want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.� (Dilbert�s manager, The Dilbert Principle, 1996 ) �Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.� �The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchial status of the joke teller.� �There�s nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.� �You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.� |
| (1957- ) |