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| JOEY ADAMS |
| �A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.� �Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.� �Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.� �Of course, it�s very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.� �People are still willing to do an honest day�s work. The trouble is they want a week�s pay for it.� �Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. �Get up early, work late�and strike oil.� � �The computer can do more work faster than a human because it doesn�t have to answer the phone.� �The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.� |
| (1911- ) |