The Many Ways To Kill Dawson:
Chapter Five

A bunch of teenagers sat in Dawson's room preparing for another session of movie night. Thankfully Dawson had been vetoed and Speilberg was not on tonight's agenda. In fact the job of hiring and bringing the movies had been left to Pacey.

Now if only Pacey would get here, movie night could start. Of course there was the missing Joey Potter that had to be contended for as well.

"Where are they?" Andie asked.

"Pacey's being Pacey as usual. And I'm sure Joey just got caught up with stuff at the B&B." Dawson replied.

Jen smirked, she had a fair idea what was causing the delay. Jack yawned, this whole movie night thing was boring.

"Sorry we're late!" Joey exclaimed puffing from exertion.

"We?" Dawson asked in bewilderment.

"Yeah..I saw Potter trudging along and decided to take pity on her and pick her up."

"I'm sure you did!" Jen could not help but remark, a knowing grin on her face.

Dawson just stared at Jen quizzically before demanding, "Well you're here now! Put in the tapes."

Before waiting for either Pacey or Joey to move or reply, Dawson snatched the tapes off them and inserted one in.

Loud moans and groans escaped from the television set.

"A porno?? Pacey you brought us a porno to watch??" Andie was clearly shocked.

"Wait!" Jack exclaimed, "That girl looks really familiar.....and that guy..."

Movie night had suddenly become interesting as little Jack jumped to attention.

"Pacey...are you sure you won't swing the other way?" Jack asked eagerly, his face falling at Pacey's no.

"Damn! I can't believe I missed my opportunity for some of *that*!" Jen bemoaned.

"Now you understand why I wanted to get back with Pacey!" Andie answered.

Both girls and Jack turned and looked at Pacey in lust, before staring at Joey in envy.

All three cocked their head to the side as they saw Joey move in an extremely awkward position.

"Damn girl you're flexible." Jen marvelled.

"That's my girl!" Pacey announced proudly, his arm swinging around so that he was hugging the blushing Joey.

"I...I...I can't believe you all!!!" Dawson stared at them in horror and promptly switched off the tape.

Groans of disappointment emanated from the rest of the group.

"We wanted to watch that!"

"Turn it back on!"

"I want to see Pacey naked!!"

"Don't worry," Pacey consoled his disappointed fans, "I'll give you a private viewing now, with the extra bonus of a naked Joey."

Joey hit Pacey hard muttering 'jerk' before she succumbed to Pacey's advances. The group sighed in satisfaction.

Dawson was infuriated.

"I don't get you! I don't get you all! Joey get off Pacey! Joooeeyy!!"

Jack, Andie and Jen tried to hush Dawson, he was ruining the moment.

"I don't see what the big deal is? I mean Pacey's not that great! He's not that big!"

Everyone cracked up at Dawson's obvious joke.

"It's not funny!! I mean I'm BIGGER and BETTER than Pacey."

Andie stood up and hit Dawson kiddingly, "You're soo funny Dawson."

Dawson stepped back, "I'm serious."

Andie cracked up even harder and pushed Dawson, "Dawson you're such a clown!" She pushed Dawson harder and he stumbled backwards and fell out of the window.

Splat!

Dawson lay dead in the garden surrounded by the sweet smelling roses.

"Ohmigod! Ohmigod! I think I killed Dawson!" Andie started to cry hysterically.

The rest of the group looked down. Yes, it appeared Dawson was dead. They quickly moved to comfort Andie.

"It's not your fault," Joey reassured Andie, "Dawson's always dying anyway."

"Yeah," Jack agreed, "It's not like you did anything wrong."

"Look, why don't we watch the Pacey/Joey nookie video..." Jen murmured comfortingly.

"Really?" Andie's face brightened and she visibly cheered up.

"Of course." Jack answered as he pressed the play button.

Groans and moans escaped from the television once again.

Andie settled down on Dawson's bed in between Jack and Jen. Pacey and Joey stood up.

"Umm...guys I think Joey and I are gonna go."

"That's fine." Jack and Jen announced .

"Uh..guys..could you do something for me.." Andie asked in a vulnerable little girl's voice.

Pacey replied gently, "Anything."

"Make more videos for me?"

Joey and Pacey grinned and nodded their consent before exiting the room, hand in hand, to comply with Andie's request.